The Sexual Experience Thread

Mojo · 03-23-2011, 02:17 PM

Lawyered!

**Janszoon** · 03-23-2011, 02:23 PM

Filing a motion for a mistrial as we speak.

MoonlitSunshine · 03-23-2011, 02:44 PM

Shall we also take him up on the definiton of Sodomy, as well?

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Sodomy (pronounced /ˈsɒdəmi/) is a term used in the law to describe the act of "unnatural"[1] sex, which depending on jurisdiction can consist of oral sex, anal sex, or any non-genital to genital congress, whether heterosexual, homosexual, or with human or animal.[2]

Sorry mate, you're kinda buggered (ho ho!) on that one.

crukster · 03-23-2011, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine

Sorry mate, you're kinda buggered (ho ho!) on that one.

s_k · 03-23-2011, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

Never heard of Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll?

There are masses of people that disagree with you on that one buddy lol

I know! And I don't do drugs either

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But I get distracted by music while having sex.
I do remember that I lost my virginity to august and everything after by counting crows, though. It was in august. Quite funny.

Dr_Rez · 03-23-2011, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by s_k

I know! And I don't do drugs either

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But I get distracted by music while having sex.
I do remember that I lost my virginity to august and everything after by counting crows, though. It was in august. Quite funny.

IN AUGUST AND EVERYTHING AFTER
I WANT SOMEBODY ELSE TO BLEED FOR ME
I SAID LA LA LA LA... NA NA....

Must have been good times

~~Dirty~~ · 03-23-2011, 05:33 PM

I can't be certain but there's a good chance I lost my virginity while T-Pain's Buy U A Drank was playing in the background. I was in a field behind some tents and I was hammered.

MoonlitSunshine · 03-23-2011, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RezZ

IN AUGUST AND EVERYTHING AFTER
I WANT SOMEBODY ELSE TO BLEED FOR ME
I SAID LA LA LA LA... NA NA....

Must have been good times

Comic timing dictates that she MUST have been having her period at the time.

Dr_Rez · 03-23-2011, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine

Comic timing dictates that she MUST have been having her period at the time.

Cant slip anything past you mate

s_k · 03-23-2011, 05:42 PM

Haha, it was really nice for the both of us. No bleeding.

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~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	I can't be certain but there's a good chance I lost my virginity while T-Pain's Buy U A Drank was playing in the background. I was in a field behind some tents and I was hammered.