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Mojo 03-23-2011 01:17 PM

Lawyered!

Janszoon 03-23-2011 01:23 PM

Filing a motion for a mistrial as we speak.

MoonlitSunshine 03-23-2011 01:44 PM

Shall we also take him up on the definiton of Sodomy, as well?

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Sodomy (pronounced /ˈsɒdəmi/) is a term used in the law to describe the act of "unnatural"[1] sex, which depending on jurisdiction can consist of oral sex, anal sex, or any non-genital to genital congress, whether heterosexual, homosexual, or with human or animal.[2]
Sorry mate, you're kinda buggered (ho ho!) on that one.

crukster 03-23-2011 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine (Post 1023075)

Sorry mate, you're kinda buggered (ho ho!) on that one.

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s_k 03-23-2011 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1023036)
Never heard of Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll?

There are masses of people that disagree with you on that one buddy lol

I know! And I don't do drugs either :D.
But I get distracted by music while having sex.
I do remember that I lost my virginity to august and everything after by counting crows, though. It was in august. Quite funny.

Dr_Rez 03-23-2011 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1023111)
I know! And I don't do drugs either :D.
But I get distracted by music while having sex.
I do remember that I lost my virginity to august and everything after by counting crows, though. It was in august. Quite funny.

IN AUGUST AND EVERYTHING AFTER
I WANT SOMEBODY ELSE TO BLEED FOR ME
I SAID LA LA LA LA... NA NA....

Must have been good times ;)

Dirty 03-23-2011 04:33 PM

I can't be certain but there's a good chance I lost my virginity while T-Pain's Buy U A Drank was playing in the background. I was in a field behind some tents and I was hammered.

MoonlitSunshine 03-23-2011 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 1023179)
IN AUGUST AND EVERYTHING AFTER
I WANT SOMEBODY ELSE TO BLEED FOR ME
I SAID LA LA LA LA... NA NA....

Must have been good times ;)

Comic timing dictates that she MUST have been having her period at the time.

Dr_Rez 03-23-2011 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine (Post 1023183)
Comic timing dictates that she MUST have been having her period at the time.

Cant slip anything past you mate :love:

s_k 03-23-2011 04:42 PM

Haha, it was really nice for the both of us. No bleeding. :D


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