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Old 03-21-2011, 08:40 AM   #3731 (permalink)
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POWER POP PUNK PORK

Neko Case, cos whatever she sings to me would make for great foreplay

that voice, that guitar

YYYEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-21-2011, 09:00 AM   #3732 (permalink)
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Tori Amos is sexy and a fantastic singer for example.
Haha, neither if you ask me.
But err... I dunno, you probably know I don't listen to females in music.
But hey, Gwen Stefani Pre 1997 would be nice .
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Old 03-21-2011, 09:05 AM   #3733 (permalink)
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I hear you girl! That's what I'm talking about. Musicians get so technically trained with their hands, imagine what they could do to your body?
well, I'm a guitarist and have very long fingers

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Old 03-21-2011, 09:07 AM   #3734 (permalink)
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I'm so one of them. I'm wet before the guy even touches me hahaha.
That's a good thing as we're living on opposite sides of the globe .
(Sorry, that's just... Couldn't resist making that joke )
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Old 03-21-2011, 09:09 AM   #3735 (permalink)
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I'm not a dude. I'm just gay, period.
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Sorry, i'm not a lesbian.
Wait. So you're not a dude, so you're a girl. And you're gay, so you're lesbian. But you are not lesbian, right?
In that case I think it's save to say that you'll be living up to your nickname for the rest of your life
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Old 03-21-2011, 09:10 AM   #3736 (permalink)
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Wait. So you're not a dude, so you're a girl. And you're gay, so you're lesbian. But you are not lesbian, right?
In that case I think it's save to say that you'll be living up to your nickname for the rest of your life
might be a gay tranny
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Old 03-21-2011, 09:29 AM   #3737 (permalink)
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Most of my music heroes are male, and not particularly attractive. So... eh...
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well, I'm a guitarist and have very long fingers
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720 keystrokes per second.
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He posted a picture you know.
He sure looks like a guy.
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Old 03-21-2011, 09:53 AM   #3740 (permalink)
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I dunno, he might have grown breasts by now
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