The Sexual Experience Thread (member, quote, Horn, Hang)

Dr_Rez · 04-12-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect

Turned out to be a good thing cause when I saw her a few days later she looked like something that should've died in a Lord of the Rings movie.

333 · 04-12-2009, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Bane of your existence

Doesn't mean most girls aren't embarrased about screwing around without the old fall back of being drunk.

In that case, I completely agree. Being drunk tends to be viewed as a legitimate reason for people to have meaningless sex. Not to say there's anything wrong with meaningless sex, but if you're going to partake, don't be ashamed.

I hate drunk sex, too. What a sloppy waste of time. I prefer it sober. Drug of choice to **** on: I'd probably stick to pot, and even that isn't appealing all the time.

Bane of your existence · 04-12-2009, 11:32 PM

Yeah, that's all I was saying. And there is nothing at all wrong with meaningless sex.

I honestly don't understand you all. I have great sex drunk. The only thing I ever had trouble screwing around on was cocaine.

333 · 04-12-2009, 11:36 PM

I've have great drunken sex before. I won't go into detail, but it definitely helps when you're experimenting. I just prefer to remember everything that went down the night before.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-13-2009, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Roygbiv

It's also highly unreliable.

Whiskey dick?

Is that where a guy is horny but he can't get it up? Because I've been there and it's ****. Quite often when my ex-boyfriend was hung over he'd not be able to do anything with it, and mornings are when I am most horny!

Freebase Dali · 04-13-2009, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Is that where a guy is horny but he can't get it up? Because I've been there and it's ****. Quite often when my ex-boyfriend was hung over he'd not be able to do anything with it, and mornings are when I am most horny!

It's pretty much whenever a guy has been drinking and his thang isn't responding properly.
It usually ends up leading to prolonged sex, which works as an ego booster for the guy, and "enough time" for the girl.

Everybody wins.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-13-2009, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

It's pretty much whenever a guy has been drinking and his thang isn't responding properly.
It usually ends up leading to prolonged sex, which works as an ego booster for the guy, and "enough time" for the girl.

Everybody wins.

Haha I've waited like 45 mins for a guy to get it up and it just blimmin' flops there retardly. I get annoyed as I am ready for some action and the guy isn't even equiped for it.

Bane of your existence · 04-13-2009, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

blimmin'

You're so awesome.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-13-2009, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Bane of your existence

You're so awesome.

Hehe why?

Freebase Dali · 04-13-2009, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Haha I've waited like 45 mins for a guy to get it up and it just blimmin' flops there retardly. I get annoyed as I am ready for some action and the guy isn't even equiped for it.

Yea that's about when you call it quits. 45 minutes and it's still noodle means whiskey d!ck past the point of no return. Or erectile dysfunction.

04-12-2009, 11:32 PM	#343 (permalink)
Bane of your existence Such That Join Date: May 2007 Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 1,197	Yeah, that's all I was saying. And there is nothing at all wrong with meaningless sex. I honestly don't understand you all. I have great sex drunk. The only thing I ever had trouble screwing around on was cocaine.

04-12-2009, 11:36 PM	#344 (permalink)
333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	I've have great drunken sex before. I won't go into detail, but it definitely helps when you're experimenting. I just prefer to remember everything that went down the night before.