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01-07-2011, 05:52 PM | #3411 (permalink) | |
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For me, I find oral on me average, I usually can't wait for it to stop. I particularly hate it when the guy tries kissing me after PHOAWWR!
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01-07-2011, 05:55 PM | #3412 (permalink) | |
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Gotta comment on a turn off for me when I'm getting head... First off, it isn't like sucking a **** is rocket science, so one of they key things is that she's really into it. Like a half-assed blowjob, I might as well just go on a date with Pamela Handerson cause I'm not gettin off with someone who is just bobbing up and down. Basically when I'm goin down on a girl I have the mindset that I'm a vagitarian and this will be my last meal ever. I want it to be the best thing she's ever had, or at least not the worst haha. So when I'm receiving I want a girl whos into it and doesn't act like it's some tedious chore to work on me for a little while. Recently I got head from this kinda weird looking girl at college... First time she'd ever given head and I was like WTF are you doing this is hardly even that enjoyable, do I need to give Pamela a call? I wasn't even close to getting off, I've had this problem with head and sex with rubbers before, so as usual I had to make up some excuse why i couldnt get off when in reality cause it was just the same thing over and over again. Head bob, head bob, head bob. Mix it up here, some variation please. I realize I am a sexual deviant and normal things dont do it for me half the time, but it was just so boring. A BJ is like pizza, even the bad ones are pretty good, but jesus christ... How about a little talking or doing something sexy instead of acting like I just gave you a chore to do. Know what I really hate? Like when you're in bed and you're making out and touching and stuff and she is grabbing you and her hands are dry and shes stroking you like she wants to detach it from your body. Easy slugger, I'm not a shake weight and this isn't a workout, lets take it easy and be gentle. Especialyl if the hand is like going over the head of it. I hate that feeling. Know what else I hate? Rubbers. I've only worn rubbers like 10 times. Cause I didn't need to with my ex and I was a bit dumb and never wrapped up with my f*ck buddy til she eventually said I needed to... but damn like the first hundred times i had sex was without a rubber and I have ruined myself for life. Cause now using one, I'm like **** I don't even feel anything, this sucks. But then when I'm screwing without one the whole time I'm thinking... Damn this feels good but what if I'm catching something right now!? And then I can't focus on the task at hand. So really I just hate the existance of STDs I guess. |
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01-07-2011, 06:14 PM | #3414 (permalink) |
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Haha, not every girl dislikes her own taste .
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01-07-2011, 06:16 PM | #3415 (permalink) |
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What if it was a bj from a feminine model robot? Id be ok with that, understanding that its not there fault there heart wasnt in it.
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01-07-2011, 06:17 PM | #3416 (permalink) |
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fembots?
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01-07-2011, 06:18 PM | #3417 (permalink) |
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No these are only the lowly bj models, good for nothing other than that.
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01-07-2011, 06:29 PM | #3418 (permalink) | |
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True, plus I have this thing where if I'm fingering a girl I'll put my fingers in her mouth to make her taste it. Plus it helps lube the whole area up.
It's pretty hot for me. Sometimes I make them lick it off my penis after sex too, that's hot as well. I don't think that would work. I don't like I could ever get hard on for a robot. I'd rather beat off than settle for that I think. Plus, robots don't get pissed and leave if you bust one in their hair, which is always good for a laugh.
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01-07-2011, 06:54 PM | #3420 (permalink) |
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See .
In some cases it kind of depends on how horny the girl is, but some girls like their taste at any moment of the day. Which is nice. Altough I don't mind, as long as I like it .
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