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Old 11-06-2010, 08:56 PM   #3261 (permalink)
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Gave a footjob yesterday




good excercise
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Old 11-06-2010, 08:59 PM   #3262 (permalink)
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...that I have never understood.
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Old 11-06-2010, 08:59 PM   #3263 (permalink)
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Gave a footjob yesterday




good excercise

*slight barf*

Does he have a foot fetish?

Like I kinda get liking giving/getting foot messages... I've never done it, but I kinda get people sucking on toes or something like that.. But eww why on earth would anyone want feet managing their dong? Hell, I don't even want to get handjobs, let a lone a footjob. If you actually got him off, congrats to you, because you must either be hella coordinated or he's a premature ejaculator.
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:04 PM   #3264 (permalink)
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No, it wasn't a full foot job, I was on the phone because we got interrupted and so he was sitting on the end of the couch so I reach my feet over and..yeah
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:09 PM   #3265 (permalink)
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Important question here... Pants on or off? Cause it basically sounds like you were just rubbing his crotch through his pants with your foot while on the phone.

If bare foot touched bare ****, then you are doing it wrong. Cause it only takes one hand to hold a phone, and you're mouth isn't busy when you're listening to the other person talk.
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:14 PM   #3266 (permalink)
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Yeah I think you mean your and I'm not going to suck my boyfriend's **** when I'm on the phone with my mom, unlike women you date, I still have some assemblance of class...
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:19 PM   #3267 (permalink)
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No, it wasn't a full foot job, I was on the phone because we got interrupted and so he was sitting on the end of the couch so I reach my feet over and..yeah
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Yeah I think you mean your and I'm not going to suck my boyfriend's **** when I'm on the phone with my mom, unlike women you date, I still have some assemblance of class...


I was just joking around initially but that actually made me chuckle.

Also, thank you for your duties, spelling police!
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:20 PM   #3268 (permalink)
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Kind of rude to leave him hanging
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:22 PM   #3269 (permalink)
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That's why you don't answer the phone when you're either getting head or giving it
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Old 11-06-2010, 09:24 PM   #3270 (permalink)
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We were ****ing, and it was an important call. He wasn't that put off by it, if he were, he wouldn't be worth ****ing in the first place
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