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Old 07-30-2010, 03:29 AM   #3151 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2010, 04:22 AM   #3152 (permalink)
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Chicks with dreads are underrated.
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:34 AM   #3153 (permalink)
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Chicks with dreads are underrated.
and smelly.
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Old 07-30-2010, 10:40 AM   #3154 (permalink)
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Mr dave, I've always wondered what dreadlocks smell like. I assume they don't get washed very much? Though I suppose this is getting off the topic of sexual experience, unless, well, unless people can create dreads (whispered) DOWN THERE.

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I recall a couple autumns ago dining away at the vintage 81' vagina of an ovo-lacto vegetarian and I must say it had a bold nose of ripe blackberries, but the finish was rather nutty.
Are you sure this wasn't in the voice of Janszoon?...

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Old 07-30-2010, 10:43 AM   #3155 (permalink)
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Girls with dreads are fucking awesome. And I'm pretty sure you can apply dry shampoo to dreads can't you? People with dreads I've met in the past haven't been particularly smelly, not thaty I've noticed anyway.

My friends keep telling me to get dreads but I ain't sure about it, not sure if I could pull it off.
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Boyd pulls that shit off really well.
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Old 07-30-2010, 11:00 AM   #3157 (permalink)
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Are you sure this wasn't in the voice of Janszoon?...
If Janzoon sounds like James Mason then I got a new BFF.
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Old 07-30-2010, 02:55 PM   #3158 (permalink)
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An ex of mine tried to bite my foot once.

I kicked him in the face.
he bit my boob really badly and it bruised up and i had to wear t shirts 4 a week and a half.
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Old 07-30-2010, 03:36 PM   #3159 (permalink)
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and smelly.
They gave a buddy of mine in college a rash because he was pretty sure she had fleas.

Between you and I, I'm all set with that ****.
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Old 07-30-2010, 03:38 PM   #3160 (permalink)
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If Janzoon sounds like James Mason then I got a new BFF.
He probably sounds like a less pretentious Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting.
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