The Sexual Experience Thread

Freebase Dali · 07-30-2010, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by bannister

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

I'm not touching that orifice with a 50 ft. pole.

(Besides, that would be uncomfortable for us both.)

Wait, what number are you dissenting against? 69 or 71?

69 is even practically vanilla legit. (Not you, Vanilla... I meant vanilla sex. WOULD NEVER CONFUSE THE TWO OF YOU. hehe)

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-30-2010, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Wait, what number are you dissenting against? 69 or 71?

69 is even vanilla legit. (Not you, Vanilla... I meant vanilla sex. WOULD NEVER CONFUSE THE TWO OF YOU. hehe)

Thank goodness! Otherwise, well...

I've tried 69, always best to have girl on top, the guy just about choked me to death with his ****.

SATCHMO · 07-30-2010, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

OH HEEEEELL NAWWW!!!

I'm going to crack the whip on you boy, you do not say that about my sexualicious thread!

*goes and gets her bondage gear*

*goes and grabs the chicken*

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-30-2010, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

*goes and grabs the chicken*

*puts Satchmo in the oven*

bannister · 07-30-2010, 01:59 AM

71.

69 is, indeed, vanilla legit.

But nothing gets more vanilla than lights off, legs up, no sound, and eyes squeezed shut, imagining your hairy beast of a husband is Tom Jones and praying to god he finishes early this time.

SATCHMO · 07-30-2010, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

*puts Satchmo in the oven*

Oh, that's how you get down????

*goes and grabs more condoms*

Freebase Dali · 07-30-2010, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by bannister

71.

69 is, indeed, vanilla legit.

But nothing gets more vanilla than lights off, legs up, no sound, and eyes squeezed shut, imagining your hairy beast of a husband is Tom Jones and praying to god he finishes early this time.

That's so not the shit.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-30-2010, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Oh, that's how you get down????

*goes and grabs more condoms*

Pretend you're playing total annihilation! Computer gaming turns me on.

*rubs herself up with a disc*

boo boo · 07-30-2010, 02:05 AM

This thread is kinda boring now but it's been very awesome in the past.

Right now Satchmo is posting which is fine but if Cardboard and Mr Dave pop up and they start debating, this thread will be more pretentious than a thread about sex needs to be.

SATCHMO · 07-30-2010, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Pretend you're playing total annihilation! Computer gaming turns me on.

*rubs herself up with a disc*

Boo Boo...wake up!

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