The Sexual Experience Thread

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by boo boo

What kind of research lol?

Actually I want to know who was behind this study, did someone have a spooge taste test?

I was talking about women, boo boo.

[boo boo]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Giving head and eating jizz wouldn't be considered the same... thing... I would imagine.
I know lots of girls who love giving head but don't swallow. Some who won't even let you go in their mouths. There's clearly a separation there.

Unless, of course, that's what you were implying with the /

Yeah. I'd like to see statistics regarding both. What girls think of head being more important though.

So if you don't shoot in the mouth where do you shoot? And how common is it for guys to accidently spooge on a girl's hair?

[VEGANGELICA]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

My research has not uncovered any detectable difference between vegans and vegetarians either.

My. You have done a lot of research! I am impressed.

Given that vegans represent only a minute fraction of the population, the chance of someone interacting so intimately with both a vegan AND a vegetarian in the course of a lifetime would be...extremely low.

I can only conclude that your efforts in this area required measurements to be taken of a very large data set in order to collect the desired results!

(scribbles on chart)

Originally Posted by boo boo

So if you don't shoot in the mouth where do you shoot? And how common is it for guys to accidently spooge on a girl's hair?

Curtains work.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by boo boo

Yeah. I'd like to see statistics regarding both. What girls think of head being more important though.

So if you don't shoot in the mouth where do you shoot? And how common is it for guys to accidently spooge on a girl's hair?

Um... I would think that girls wouldn't hold eating jizz higher than giving head unless they were in really dire need of protein or something, or had some weird jizz eating fetish whilst having an aversion to penises.

Also, I couldn't speak to how common it is to "accidentally" blast a load in a girl's hair, but generally if you're with a girl who you know doesn't want any in her mouth, then she can finish you off anywhere else away from the face, provided you let her know when the time... comes...

[VEGANGELICA]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

if you're with a girl who you know doesn't want any in her mouth, then she can finish you off anywhere else away from the face, provided you let her know when the time... comes...

Oog! Bad pun pain!

[Sansa Stark]

I think I'd be really pissed if a dude finished in my hair

[bannister]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Um... I would think that girls wouldn't hold eating jizz higher than giving head unless they were in really dire need of protein or something, or had some weird jizz eating fetish whilst having an aversion to penises.

Also, I couldn't speak to how common it is to "accidentally" blast a load in a girl's hair, but generally if you're with a girl who you know doesn't want any in her mouth, then she can finish you off anywhere else away from the face, provided you let her know when the time... comes...

Very punny.

I don't know, I've gotten it in my hair before. I don't think it's that uncommon, but bangs/hairstyle and aim are factors. :P

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

My. You have done a lot of research! I am impressed.

Given that vegans represent only a minute fraction of the population, the chance of someone interacting so intimately with both a vegan AND a vegetarian in the course of a lifetime would be...extremely low.

I can only conclude that your efforts in this area required measurements to be taken of a very large data set in order to collect the desired results!

(scribbles on chart)

Why thank you for your plaudits! While the odds of encountering vegans and vegetarians may be low for partners picked at random, they aren't very low when you tend to travel in the same social circles as large numbers of such people.

[boo boo]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Um... I would think that girls wouldn't hold eating jizz higher than giving head unless they were in really dire need of protein or something, or had some weird jizz eating fetish whilst having an aversion to penises.

Oh I'm sure of that but I still want to know how many girls enjoy giving head and how many feel like it's a tedious obligation.

Also, I couldn't speak to how common it is to "accidentally" blast a load in a girl's hair, but generally if you're with a girl who you know doesn't want any in her mouth, then she can finish you off anywhere else away from the face, provided you let her know when the time... comes...

I can see it happening though, you pull out and you prematurely go off, getting it in her hair.

Yet another reason bald chicks rule.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I'm sort of wondering if cum guzzling is technically cannibalism...

It can't be because vagina's gobble it to fertilise eggs!