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Janszoon 07-26-2010 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 907471)
lol... maybe he goes into a champagne glass and lets it chill for a while.
I'm pretty sure I saw that in a porn.
I was imagining an ice cube tray for some reason.

Freebase Dali 07-26-2010 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 907476)
I was imagining an ice cube tray for some reason.
Jizzle pops!!!!!!!

Janszoon 07-26-2010 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 907478)
Jizzle pops!!!!!!!
:laughing:

bannister 07-26-2010 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 907468)
I agree that there is a bitter taste. An astringency. The substance that reminds me the most of semen is cooked okra, which gets this gooey consistency and has a smell that is similar. I once cooked okra, never having had it before, and was shocked at the similarity. I...never bought okra again.
:laughing:

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 907466)
A whole gallon?
Geeez, date horses much?
Yes.

Here's my ex:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...LEY/mr_ed2.gif

Freebase Dali 07-26-2010 06:37 PM
"Wiiiiillllllbbbuuurrrrrr!"

Mr. Ed...
Nice choice.

boo boo 07-26-2010 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by bannister (Post 907464)
:laughing:

By consistency, I mean... ****, I really have to go in-depth with this? On a good day it's like chugging a gallon of cold maple syrup, on a bad day it's like partially congealed Jello. Only, it doesn't taste very good either.

And psht, I am too. I man up most of the time. (;
Don't do it if you don't like it. I don't think it would be as enjoyable as the reciever if the girl doesn't have enthusiasm.

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 907474)
My research has not uncovered any detectable difference between vegans and vegetarians either.
What kind of research lol?

Actually I want to know who was behind this study, did someone have a spooge taste test?

bannister 07-26-2010 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 907482)
"Wiiiiillllllbbbuuurrrrrr!"

Mr. Ed...
Nice choice.
He was fantastic in bed.

Freebase Dali 07-26-2010 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by bannister (Post 907484)
He was fantastic in bed.
Because he could talk dirty.

boo boo 07-26-2010 06:42 PM
Vegan is good with statistics, I want to know if someone has come up with a poll to see how many women actually like giving head/eating j1zz.

Freebase Dali 07-26-2010 06:43 PM
Giving head and eating jizz wouldn't be considered the same... thing... I would imagine.
I know lots of girls who love giving head but don't swallow. Some who won't even let you go in their mouths. There's clearly a separation there.

Unless, of course, that's what you were implying with the /


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