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Old 07-21-2010, 07:19 PM   #3041 (permalink)
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I'm an organ donor, which means I don't give a **** what happens to my body after I'm dead.
Oh ho ho! So that is consent!
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Old 07-21-2010, 07:22 PM   #3042 (permalink)
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Oh ho ho! So that is consent!
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Old 07-21-2010, 10:12 PM   #3043 (permalink)
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Hahaha, epic. Make sure he paints it white or silver!




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Old 07-22-2010, 04:12 AM   #3044 (permalink)
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Meh, people meat has a really gamey taste and the utensils required for people eating are also a bit awkward to use, so I wouldn't recommend it.
It depends on the type.

Right now I'm on a vegan diet, as in I eat vegans.
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I only listen to you talk when I want to hear Emo performed acapella.
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:45 AM   #3045 (permalink)
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It depends on the type.

Right now I'm on a vegan diet, as in I eat vegans.
Not intending to make you retch here, but do you mean eat as in eat, or eat as in "eat," boo boo?

But seriously, I've actually heard somewhere that meat-eaters and vegetarians taste different...if you get my drift. Supposedly vegetarians taste a little better!

I have no source for this, though. It's just blind hope. I'll try to find something on Google.

Ah-HA!! Here it is, the number one sex "fact" in an unsubstantiated article:

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Vegetarians taste better: What you eat affects the flavor of your semen/vaginal secretions. Meat and asparagus supposedly make sexual secretions taste bitter, garlic can make them taste garlicky and fruits, especially pineapple, can give secretions a sweet taste.
Actually, I found a lot of articles saying that vegetarians' secretions taste better, sweeter, than the meat-eaters' secretions. Someone should do a scientific study on this!!
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Old 07-22-2010, 05:33 AM   #3046 (permalink)
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By eating a lot of jizz I presume?
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:38 PM   #3047 (permalink)
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Actually, I found a lot of articles saying that vegetarians' secretions taste better, sweeter, than the meat-eaters' secretions. Someone should do a scientific study on this!!
I suppose for that to matter to a vegetarian, they'd have to be fond of eating SOME kind of meat.
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Heh, yeah. Someone described spooge to me as tasting like gravy and I guess it has a less gravy taste if you're a vegan?

If I get a GF I hope she likes gravy.
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Spooge does NOT taste like gravy.
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I asked a girl what it tastes like and that is what she told me, what does it taste like to you?
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