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Old 07-21-2010, 01:18 AM   #3031 (permalink)
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And I think no hair is generally more hygienic and looks nicer.
You're so inconsistant.
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Old 07-21-2010, 02:19 AM   #3032 (permalink)
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I couldn't have said it better myself.

I have been rock solid hard for a girl, but as soon as I feel leg hair prickles, it's over. Completely flaccid, instantly.
See? She has been saved by her leg hair!

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Not everyone has hair you can easily do that with.
Really? Has pubic hair grown longer in recent human history? I thought a "short and curly" was usually just around 2 inches long, but curled up it isn't very long at all!

Not that I go around with a ruler measuring them!
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Old 07-21-2010, 07:48 AM   #3033 (permalink)
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You're so inconsistant.
The vagina and head are totally different!!!!1
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Old 07-21-2010, 08:57 AM   #3034 (permalink)
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See? She has been saved by her leg hair!
Not even, I made her go shave then come back and lick me up and down. I mean, I paid for the full hour.
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Old 07-21-2010, 09:20 AM   #3035 (permalink)
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Not even, I made her go shave then come back and lick me up and down. I mean, I paid for the full hour.
Doubtful. I don't think a woman with a rasor in her hand, with you in the vacinity, would be cutting any part of her body.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Doubtful. I don't think a woman with a rasor in her hand, with you in the vacinity, would be cutting any part of her body.
Are you sure you're vegan? Because I have a sneaking suspicion that you eat people.
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Meh, people meat has a really gamey taste and the utensils required for people eating are also a bit awkward to use, so I wouldn't recommend it.
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They call it "long pig" in the Pacific Islands.
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Old 07-21-2010, 06:06 PM   #3039 (permalink)
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Are you sure you're vegan? Because I have a sneaking suspicion that you eat people.
Only if they're dead. And if they gave their consent beforehand. Why? Are you offering?
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Only if they're dead. And if they gave their consent beforehand. Why? Are you offering?
I'm an organ donor, which means I don't give a **** what happens to my body after I'm dead.
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