The Sexual Experience Thread

TheCunningStunt · 07-20-2010, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Tea Supremacist

He got undressed. I laughed. He was slightly confused so I tried to make it better by explaining why I was laughing.

He said he's never seen a pink Rocket and that he'll paint it silver next time.

I take it all back Cunning. Rocket Ship indeed. Put your belief system back where it was, my friend.

Hahaha, epic. Make sure he paints it white or silver!

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Ginger guys are hot!

Once you see red, they'll take you straight to bed.

VEGANGELICA · 07-20-2010, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

The girls of my generation that are 16-19 all shave, or at least most of them seem to. So I'm not used to hairiness down there, it would be weird. Even at 2am... I guess I'd soldier through if it came to it. But I'd MUCH rather avoid it being in that situation.

I wonder if this preference for shaven pubic areas for both women and men is a generational thing, because actually before the last couple of weeks I never realized people *had* such a strong opposition to pubic hair these days.

In my experience, none of the people I was with from any country ever commented at all about my pubic hair and they seemed perfectly happy, and I would never have even have thought to ask them to cut their pubic hair. I would have thought, "Why??"

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

But if you expect me to go downstairs, there will need to be effort expended so that I don't get pubes up my nostrils and mouth, which is extremely annoying and kills the mood.
Snatch-munching should be a gift, not a sacrifice. Same goes both ways. I'll keep it down to a African grassland and never a tropical forest.

Don't you just use your hands to stroke someone's pubic hair flat so that it isn't in your face unless you want it to be?

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Well, it's the same deal as the legs... you shave them for the occasion, and you slack off when it won't bother anyone.
I was with a girl for 2 years and the BIGGEST annoyance was the legs. She shaved them, but when she missed a couple nights, it was hard to even sleep in the same bed because I'd get scratched. The Vbox is mostly self-sustainable as far as I'm concerned, as long as it doesn't veer into the jagged and dangerous lane of being something that can actually choke a kitten or small rodent.

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Not that kittens or small rodents would be going near her Vag. Just saying...

See, this is one of the main reasons I hated shaving my legs, back when I did shave: they'd become prickly, and so when lying in bed I couldn't stand to have my own legs touch each other. I finally said to myself: "Why am I doing something to myself that sometimes cuts me and prevents MY OWN BODY PARTS FROM TOUCHING EACH OTHER COMFORTABLY!?!" I stopped shaving soon after because the whole notion of doing this to myself seemed preposterous.

About rodents...some people get into having rodents in that vacinity...or so I've heard. As a vegan, though, I wouldn't recommend it for the sake of the rodent.

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

Vag.

I couldn't imagine getting with a girl who doesn't shave her legs.

You mean...you mean there is never any hope for us?

TheCunningStunt · 07-20-2010, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

I wonder if this preference for shaven pubic areas for both women and men is a generational thing, because actually before the last couple of weeks I never realized people *had* such a strong opposition to pubic hair these days.

If you're a product of the 70s, then I can see why. Every 90s girl I've been with/spoken to about it/know about/whatever shave downstairs. It's just the done thing, not sure why it's a big deal. Like I said before, probably because we're used to it. If I got it on with a lady who didn't shave, it would be really weird for me.

Just like for a man who has only been with girls who HAVE had hair down there all his adult life, suddenly he finds someone with no hair. It'd be weird.

And I think no hair is generally more hygienic and looks nicer.

crash_override · 07-20-2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

See, this is one of the main reasons I hated shaving my legs, back when I did shave: they'd become prickly, and so when lying in bed I couldn't stand to have my own legs touch each other. I finally said to myself: "Why am I doing something to myself that sometimes cuts me and prevents MY OWN BODY PARTS FROM TOUCHING EACH OTHER COMFORTABLY!?!" I stopped shaving soon after because the whole notion of doing this to myself seemed preposterous.

Get some ****ing nair or something. That **** is gross.

Arya Stark · 07-20-2010, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

You mean...you mean there is never any hope for us?

Sorry, Veg.
Couldn't do it.
At least I don't think. =P

VEGANGELICA · 07-20-2010, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

Get some ****ing nair or something. That **** is gross.

Good god, why would I want to use Nair to dissolve my hair??? Having leg hair is the perfect way to quickly detect people I'd never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever want to have sex with!

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

Sorry, Veg.
Couldn't do it.
At least I don't think. =P

Ahh! So you've never tried!

I see there's hope!

**Janszoon** · 07-20-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Don't you just use your hands to stroke someone's pubic hair flat so that it isn't in your face unless you want it to be?

Not everyone has hair you can easily do that with.

crash_override · 07-20-2010, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Good god, why would I want to use Nair to dissolve my hair??? Having leg hair is the perfect way to quickly detect people I'd never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever want to have sex with!

I couldn't have said it better myself.

I have been rock solid hard for a girl, but as soon as I feel leg hair prickles, it's over. Completely flaccid, instantly.

TheCunningStunt · 07-20-2010, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Don't you just use your hands to stroke someone's pubic hair flat so that it isn't in your face unless you want it to be?

Pat her on the fanny and whisper 'awooga' in her ear.

Goblin Tears · 07-20-2010, 06:56 PM

It applies to guys too...I want all bushes trimmed, please. It's all personal preference, that's just mine.

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Goblin Tears Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Ireland Posts: 337	It applies to guys too...I want all bushes trimmed, please. It's all personal preference, that's just mine.