The Sexual Experience Thread

Barnard17 · 07-19-2010, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

But still, I can't believe you guys are saying stuff like, "Oh, I guess I'd soldier on if I came across a girl with hair down there." Wow... you all have really high standards!

High standards are generally the domain of people not getting any at all, or already in a relationship with someone who meets their expectations. I should know because my high standards have begun to prevent me from getting laid on a number of occasions now to the point where it's starting to get ridiculous :P but a bit of hair has never been something I've cared enough about to cause a fuss.

Arya Stark · 07-19-2010, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by downwardspiral

apparently if you shave completely you're more prone to catching disease. at least that's what one of my friends who leaves a bit of hair down there says, anyway.

might just be her excuse for being lazy.

No, it's true.
Less protection.
Like if you plucked all of the hairs out of your nose.

TheCunningStunt · 07-19-2010, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Tea Supremacist

My other half is ginger and, err, no, it doesn't. I can't say ginger pubes really bother me that much. Horniness will make you look past all manner of things

Except when he calls it his 'Tangerine Candyfloss'. Then I get a little cringey and go straight to bed in the ugliest set of pyjamas I can find.

My friend laughed and said it did look like a rocket taking off.

I'm so confused. This has shaken my entire belief system.

Tea Supremacist · 07-19-2010, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

My friend laughed and said it did look like a rocket taking off.

I'm so confused. This has shaken my entire belief system.

Perhaps I've just never looked at it that way. Maybe I should. I'll be back tomorrow with a summary of my findings.

I'm not sure which option I prefer now though. Rocket ship or tangerine candyfloss? In fact, I wish I had kept my mouth shut cos now I'm just going to laugh when my partner gets undressed and make him feel bad... As if being short and ginger isn't enough to damage his morale...

TheCunningStunt · 07-19-2010, 08:05 AM

Oooh, I hope I haven't sparked something. I hope you don't split up because every time you're with him intimately you can't help but laugh and picture a rocket taking off.

but yes, report your findings!

Being short and ginger in school was a death sentence. Why can you be a ginger girl and still have sex appeal? As a guy, if you were ginger, it seemed as if you were doomed.

Tea Supremacist · 07-19-2010, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Oooh, I hope I haven't sparked something. I hope you don't split up because every time you're with him intimately you can't help but laugh and picture a rocket taking off.

but yes, report your findings!

Being short and ginger in school was a death sentence. Why can you be a ginger girl and still have sex appeal? As a guy, if you were ginger, it seemed as if you were doomed.

Maybe it's just a school thing. As you get older, tastes differ, horizons are widened... Or you get less picky or just can't be arsed anymore, I dunno. As much as I care about my partner, I still to this day cannot give a reason as to how I managed to end up with him.

Tall, dark hair, dark eyes>>>>> Short and Ginger. (Usually, anyway)

Fucking Rocket Ship. Seriously.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-19-2010, 11:51 AM

I'm sure being shaved or waxed is aesthetically pleasing but from a practical standpoint I hate it. It gives you far too many chin rashes.

Give me a woman with a bit of hair down there anyday.

TheBig3 · 07-19-2010, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I'm sure being shaved or waxed is aesthetically pleasing but from a practical standpoint I hate it. It gives you far too many chin rashes.

Give me a woman with a bit of hair down there anyday.

Really? I have all sorts of problems leaving a beard on in the summer. Screws with my skin like crazy.

The winter, of course, is a different matter since its the polar arctic here for 4.5 months and they don't make hats for your chin.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-19-2010, 12:11 PM

It doesn't matter so much when you have a beard.
But stubble + stubble + friction + moisture = something not very pleasant.

LoathsomePete · 07-19-2010, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

Really? I have all sorts of problems leaving a beard on in the summer. Screws with my skin like crazy.

The winter, of course, is a different matter since its the polar arctic here for 4.5 months and they don't make hats for your chin.

O Rly?

07-19-2010, 08:05 AM	#2985 (permalink)
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07-19-2010, 11:51 AM	#2987 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I'm sure being shaved or waxed is aesthetically pleasing but from a practical standpoint I hate it. It gives you far too many chin rashes. Give me a woman with a bit of hair down there anyday. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

07-19-2010, 12:11 PM	#2989 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	It doesn't matter so much when you have a beard. But stubble + stubble + friction + moisture = something not very pleasant. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.