The Sexual Experience Thread

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-18-2010, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

ROFL. I am sure you would question it at that time of night. It must be a right slog through if they weren't plucked to perfection?

I think this would be one of the last things I would think about.

She likes my music taste. We share similar views politically. She has a great smile. She has a great body. Urrr no she is too hairy- it's over!

Long term maybe suggest things as she should do too but c'mon! Unless you are all studs and I'm just out of touch.

If someone turned me down for sex because I had pubes, I automatically assume they were ***. Why else would they turn down a perfectly good snatch and package?

Freebase Dali · 07-18-2010, 08:30 PM

I don't get the whole "shaved snatch looks like a 12-year-old-girl thing. I don't even make that connection. I've been with plenty girls who've shaved completely down there and never once did I look at it and think "My, that looks like a 12-year-old-snatch!". People shouldn't take the snatch out of context like that.

While I don't mind hair down there, I prefer it to be at least kept up to a reasonable degree. But if you expect me to go downstairs, there will need to be effort expended so that I don't get pubes up my nostrils and mouth, which is extremely annoying and kills the mood.
Snatch-munching should be a gift, not a sacrifice. Same goes both ways. I'll keep it down to a African grassland and never a tropical forest. If a girl wants the Sahara, well I guarantee it won't look like a 12-year-old-penis...

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-18-2010, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I don't get the whole "shaved snatch looks like a 12-year-old-girl thing. I don't even make that connection. I've been with plenty girls who've shaved completely down there and never once did I look at it and think "My, that looks like a 12-year-old-snatch!". People shouldn't take the snatch out of context like that.

While I don't mind hair down there, I prefer it to be at least kept up to a reasonable degree. But if you expect me to go downstairs, there will need to be effort expended so that I don't get pubes up my nostrils and mouth, which is extremely annoying and kills the mood.
Snatch-munching should be a gift, not a sacrifice. Same goes both ways. I'll keep it down to a African grassland and never a tropical forest. If a girl wants the Sahara, well I guarantee it won't look like a 12-year-old-penis...

My snatch is nice and bald, but I shave so it can't be 100% hair free all the time. Do many girls on here wax? Never cut your snatch while shaving it's ****ing sore!

TheCunningStunt · 07-18-2010, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

ROFL. I am sure you would question it at that time of night. It must be a right slog through if they weren't plucked to perfection?

I think this would be one of the last things I would think about.

She likes my music taste. We share similar views politically. She has a great smile. She has a great body. Urrr no she is too hairy- it's over!

Long term maybe suggest things as she should do too but c'mon! Unless you are all studs and I'm just out of touch.

If she was the perfect girl, in terms of personality. I'd probably get past it, it's just one of them - something new to me.

If someone had only had 70s bushes coming at him and then he had a totally shaven thing coming at him, it'd be weirdly different. "My, that looks like a 12 year old." *unnerved*

If it was a one night thing and the girl and I had nothing in common AND she didn't shave, I'd be really pissed off. I'd have to soldier through with someone I won't ever see again. Or friend-sex, that'd be even weirder.

That said, I'm not worried about it, everyone around my age I've been with/discussed stuff with, they all say they shave... I just hope that continues.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

My snatch is nice and bald, but I shave so it can't be 100% hair free all the time. Do many girls on here wax? Never cut your snatch while shaving it's ****ing sore!

Sound advice. Noted.

Freebase Dali · 07-18-2010, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

My snatch is nice and bald, but I shave so it can't be 100% hair free all the time. Do many girls on here wax? Never cut your snatch while shaving it's ****ing sore!

Haaha, I went out with a girl who always wanted me to shave her stuff, so I intentionally cut her and told her "I just get too distracted with that thing staring at me like that" so she wouldn't ask me to shave it again. It worked.

Now that I look back on it, that does seem like a weird request. I didn't care though. I was a teen and shaving snatch seemed like bonus points or something.

TheCunningStunt · 07-18-2010, 08:39 PM

Stubbly vagina is weird. I once said "you could strike a match off that!"

Didn't go down well.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-18-2010, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Stubbly vagina is weird. I once said "you could strike a match off that!"

Didn't go down well.

That's pure gold!

TheCunningStunt · 07-18-2010, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

That's pure gold!

"Well, SORRRREEEEE but I didn't know we'd be having sex now did I?!"

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-18-2010, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

"Well, SORRRREEEEE but I didn't know we'd be having sex now did I?!"

Haha you should have called her FIRECROTCH!!!

TheCunningStunt · 07-18-2010, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Haha you should have called her FIRECROTCH!!!

Why weren't you in the corner feeding punchlines?

Frotch for short.

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07-18-2010, 08:30 PM	#2952 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I don't get the whole "shaved snatch looks like a 12-year-old-girl thing. I don't even make that connection. I've been with plenty girls who've shaved completely down there and never once did I look at it and think "My, that looks like a 12-year-old-snatch!". People shouldn't take the snatch out of context like that. While I don't mind hair down there, I prefer it to be at least kept up to a reasonable degree. But if you expect me to go downstairs, there will need to be effort expended so that I don't get pubes up my nostrils and mouth, which is extremely annoying and kills the mood. Snatch-munching should be a gift, not a sacrifice. Same goes both ways. I'll keep it down to a African grassland and never a tropical forest. If a girl wants the Sahara, well I guarantee it won't look like a 12-year-old-penis...