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Old 07-17-2010, 05:45 PM   #2931 (permalink)
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Alright then, I was
You might have been I just assumed you were.

If your posts didn't go on for so long I wouldn't have to skim read them & assume you were talking about things
GAA! Your post is so short I can't tell for sure what you're saying! I think your "Alright then, I was," means that the German women had no leg hair but did sport underarm hair.

So, did these German porn stars have underarm hair but no leg hair? Please answer, "Yes, they had underarm hair but no leg hair," or "No, they had hair EVERYWHERE!!!"

Dammit. You probably just read GAA! and that's as far as you got. I can see you aren't using the famous SQ3R ("Survey Question Read Recite Review") method when reading my long posts: http://www.studygs.net/texred2.htm . Perhaps that's what's needed to understand them.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Old 07-18-2010, 04:55 AM   #2932 (permalink)
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girls that don't shave are a massive turn off for me, personally. whatever tickles your pickle though.
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Old 07-18-2010, 05:42 AM   #2933 (permalink)
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If we take this and add it to the 'fact' that women don't reach they're sexual peak until their 40s I can see why perhaps women my age (late 20s) wouldn't be as adventurous or open as others. But then I also think, watching porn is hardly the most taboo of sexual acts, especially if you mention it in the context that it is something you and a partner enjoy as opposed to on your own. But the whole watching porn with someone seems to be even more deviant behaviour to people!

Or it may be that I just know a lot of close-minded women...
I go through porn phases, but it's more of a private thing for me. I find it liberating to watch. I went through a period where I always watched anal sex, I was fascinated by it. Other times I decide I don't want to watch it.
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Old 07-18-2010, 06:58 AM   #2934 (permalink)
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girls that don't shave are a massive turn off for me, personally. whatever tickles your pickle though.
Aww shucks. I liked it better the first way, before you edited it! Back when the "off" was "ON BABY YEAH!"
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Hahaha, you lie. It was never that! I simply forgot to put a full stop at the end of my sentence, which is why it's been edited
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Vanilla you're a pretty openminded Christian when it comes to sex.
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Old 07-18-2010, 08:02 AM   #2937 (permalink)
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Hahaha, you lie. It was never that! I simply forgot to put a full stop at the end of my sentence, which is why it's been edited
I guess no "tickled pickle" for you, then!

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Vanilla you're a pretty openminded Christian when it comes to sex.
This is what I think almost anytime I read one of Vanilla's posts! Christianity hasn't beaten pleasure out of you, Vanilla, which I think is a good thing, though I wonder how common it is.

I remember a Boston religious sect considered by most to be a cult that was very friendly toward me (hoping for an unlikely convert), so I went to quite a few of their social functions for a while, even a retreat! Their male leader preached about the sinfulness of his once wanting to kiss his wife with lust.

I thought to myself: eegads, how can anyone be part of this sect if kissing in "the wrong way"--with lust--isn't allowed?!
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Vanilla you're a pretty openminded Christian when it comes to sex.
I just thought the same thing! It's kind of refreshing to see tbh
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I just thought the same thing! It's kind of refreshing to see tbh
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