The Sexual Experience Thread

Guybrush · 05-31-2010, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

You are such a killjoy

I try

I like boxing gloves.

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 05-31-2010, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Barnard17

Is a boxing glove a metaphor that I'm unfamiliar with? Massive labia majora?

i think she's referring to the glans of an erect penis?

Guybrush · 05-31-2010, 04:12 AM

I think on a boxing glove, the skin is smooth and there are no long lips dangling out. It relates to the morphology of the vagina, as does beef curtains.

Astronomer · 05-31-2010, 04:21 AM

Pretty sure boxing glove is a penis.

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 05-31-2010, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

Pretty sure boxing glove is a penis.

yea dude.

Guybrush · 05-31-2010, 04:26 AM

^Oh, now I get it! It was a way of saying the joystick is nicer than the hairy axe wound.

downwardspiral · 05-31-2010, 04:30 AM

Axe wound <3333333 amazing phrase.

~~Farfisa~~ · 05-31-2010, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by tore

^Oh, now I get it! It was a way of saying the joystick is nicer than the hairy axe wound.

It's only hairy if you want it that way... ladies.

Astronomer · 05-31-2010, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

It's only hairy if you want it that way... ladies.

Yeah I was just about to say... hairy? No thanks.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-31-2010, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tore

I think on a boxing glove, the skin is smooth and there are no long lips dangling out. It relates to the morphology of the vagina, as does beef curtains.

it was this.

I'd have to find the diagram of the different vagina types

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