The Sexual Experience Thread

[Guybrush]

Once I read about this girl who wanted a guy to hump her bum until he came, then suck his own semen out with a straw. She had tried to talk guys into doing it, but had yet to find one who was willing to do it. That ranks pretty high on the list of gross sexual things I've read or heard about people honestly wanting to do.

[The Fascinating Turnip]

Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain

Very persuading. How could a girl say no?

Yes, quite.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by tore

Once I read about this girl who wanted a guy to hump her bum until he came, then suck his own semen out with a straw. She had tried to talk guys into doing it, but had yet to find one who was willing to do it. That ranks pretty high on the list of gross sexual things I've read or heard about people honestly wanting to do.

Bahahahahaha. Ok what about ass to mouth? That is pretty disgusting, I had a guy try to lick my area where the sun don't shine and I was not impressed!

[Amos]

I challenge anyone to have sex to the rythm of Pink Floyd's Money and last the entire song!

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Bahahahahaha. Ok what about ass to mouth? That is pretty disgusting, I had a guy try to lick my area where the sun don't shine and I was not impressed!

Ass to mouth is gross
but on the subject of "licking the area where the sun don't shine", I've had it happen twice, once it was kind of gross, the second time by a different guy, it was kind of nice, but it was more of an expert tonguing rather than the first guy, who just slobbered on my ass-hole

[downwardspiral]

Originally Posted by Paloma

Ass to mouth is gross
but on the subject of "licking the area where the sun don't shine", I've had it happen twice, once it was kind of gross, the second time by a different guy, it was kind of nice, but it was more of an expert tonguing rather than the first guy, who just slobbered on my ass-hole

Incredible.

[Guybrush]

Oh God

Ass to mouth and particularly rimming is not a good idea at all .. It's obviously filthy, but that's not what makes it the most gross to me. If you lick someone elses ******* and they have parasites, you could be licking up eggs - a sure-fire way to get parasites yourself, potentially even in some more dangerous lifestages than your sexual partner.

Enterobius is one of the most common parasites on humans and sit just inside the rectum.



Many who have them don't have symptoms and are unaware while some get symptoms. The symptoms then is an itch in the ass and perhaps a feeling of something moving in the *******. This happens mostly at night and the reason is the worms crawl closer to the hole itself and may even come out at night. They lay their eggs in the opening and these will surely get eaten by a potential rimmer.


A worse situation still is if the same thing happens only instead of transferring Enterobius which are annoying and gross, but mostly harmless, the rimmer licks up eggs of something like pork tapeworms. That could even be dangerous as the parasitic stage in the rimmer would not be the long worm the partner has. Instead, they get the stage which is normally in pork and can form cysts in organs and muscle tissues. There are some pretty horrific scenarios that can come from that ..

So, even if that's your thing, I think there should be a general rule that you try and keep your mouth away from people's asses.

[CAPTAIN CAVEMAN]

jesus fucking christ

[Astronomer]

Originally Posted by tore

Oh God

Ass to mouth and particularly rimming is not a good idea at all .. It's obviously filthy, but that's not what makes it the most gross to me. If you lick someone elses ******* and they have parasites, you could be licking up eggs - a sure-fire way to get parasites yourself, potentially even in some more dangerous lifestages than your sexual partner.

Enterobius is one of the most common parasites on humans and sit just inside the rectum.



Many who have them don't have symptoms and are unaware while some get symptoms. The symptoms then is an itch in the ass and perhaps a feeling of something moving in the *******. This happens mostly at night and the reason is the worms crawl closer to the hole itself and may even come out at night. They lay their eggs in the opening and these will surely get eaten by a potential rimmer.


A worse situation still is if the same thing happens only instead of transferring Enterobius which are annoying and gross, but mostly harmless, the rimmer licks up eggs of something like pork tapeworms. That could even be dangerous as the parasitic stage in the rimmer would not be the long worm the partner has. Instead, they get the stage which is normally in pork and can form cysts in organs and muscle tissues. There are some pretty horrific scenarios that can come from that ..

So, even if that's your thing, I think there should be a general rule that you try and keep your mouth away from people's asses.

Oh. My. God.

[FETCHER.]

I feel sick. If i ever get a weird feeling in my ass. I'm going straight to the doctors. How the hell do you get those? and how the hell do you get rid of them?