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Old 05-23-2010, 01:45 AM   #2801 (permalink)
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You mean like this?
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Old 05-23-2010, 02:06 AM   #2802 (permalink)
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That doesn't sound like sexual experience talk! Sensual, maybe...
But as a sexual thread on a music forum, shan't you lot be talking of your favourite song to wank to?
Oh god...
Another one to watch.
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Old 05-23-2010, 02:10 AM   #2803 (permalink)
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Well this is clearly the best song to play in the background while having sex

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Old 05-23-2010, 01:34 PM   #2804 (permalink)
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guys this is the sex thread

back to sex
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Old 05-23-2010, 05:06 PM   #2805 (permalink)
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Moved some posts to the recreational drugs thread. Stick to dirty talk, please!
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Old 05-24-2010, 01:13 PM   #2806 (permalink)
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Moved some posts to the recreational drugs thread. Stick to dirty talk, please!
Right, I'll give everyone a little help:

Imma take mah hose and water yo garden.
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Old 05-24-2010, 02:47 PM   #2807 (permalink)
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Imma take mah hose and water yo garden.
Very persuading. How could a girl say no?
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Old 05-24-2010, 06:31 PM   #2808 (permalink)
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I prefer a guy to tell me he's going to beat my box.
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Old 05-24-2010, 08:49 PM   #2809 (permalink)
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I prefer a guy to tell me he's going to beat my box.
...going to what?

This has got to be a transpacific translation issue.
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:46 AM   #2810 (permalink)
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...going to what?

This has got to be a transpacific translation issue.
It basically means bash my vagina with his ****.
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