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Old 05-21-2010, 09:16 PM   #2791 (permalink)
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Hmmm, I'll need a vest, but I need colors. I like to get funky. Something like...
That is sharp. I'm impressed.
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:18 PM   #2792 (permalink)
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funky you say? I suppose that is acceptable.....
really though, men in suits is the sexiest thing
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:20 PM   #2793 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:23 PM   #2794 (permalink)
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I put some work into the closet. If I'm going to wear a shirt and tie for the next 30 years I'll be god damned if I look like a tax attorney.

Alright so suit at the beginning. We'll go with the Spanish accent and the mocha wine?

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Alright so suit at the beginning. We'll go with the Spanish accent and the mocha wine?


Meh on an a Spanish accent.
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Meh on an a Spanish accent.
fine, then its a Boston accent.
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I can truthfully say I've heard worse accents during sex
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:05 PM   #2798 (permalink)
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You ever switch your game up, preference wise? You know like, I'm into Latin women, but sometimes I go for the Irish Catholic.
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:46 AM   #2799 (permalink)
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How Thrice, how?! The only drug I can keep it up on is cannabis, anything else and I get brewers droop. Well, at least the substances that tend to rotate in my friend groups anyway.


One day I'll have sex on acid and it shall be glorious.

Some drugs are definitely better than sex. I'd much rather spend an afternoon tripping balls than have 20 minutes of carpet burns and awkward fumbling. Do the right drugs is all ...
Well, as for stimulants, they speak for themselves. I go into 'pornstar mode' which is completely opposite 'brewers droop'. Painkillers are the same way. I have not yet tried to get funky on shrooms, but just had sex on acid last weekend, and let me tell you it was glorious. The only problem I have had is with drinking. I have a problem with drinking in its own, but there is a definitive line in which you can dip your toes into pornstar mode, but any more and your Betty Droop. My problem is I don't like to stop once I get going, so I usually just keep boozing, and hope it doesn't happen. A good solution is mixing with redbull. What drugs are you having a problem with becuase other than alky, I cannot really think of any issues I have had other than maybe benzos, but thats another thing in which I dont understand the concept of moderation, so I have no idea how it turns out.

Im totally with you on the tripping balls vs sexin. For me its all about availability. Wide open legs are much more readily available in my town than a good hit of LSD. I would take a gram of 2ci over Angelina Jolie anyday.
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That doesn't sound like sexual experience talk! Sensual, maybe...
But as a sexual thread on a music forum, shan't you lot be talking of your favourite song to wank to?
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