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Old 04-10-2009, 09:06 AM   #271 (permalink)
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Haha.. Yea that's kinda a turn off I'd think.
That's actually one of the reasons I didn't care for blowjobs at first... The girl I was dating at the time didn't know how to do it right.
Then I got one from this slutty broad and realized what all the fuss was about.

After that point, the rest of my relationships have been based on how good she polishes. lol... Yea, I'm shallow.
lol I don't blame you

From my experience....I find that younger girls are horrible at blowjobs but I got one from this older lady...she was about 35 and omg....I was like hmmm this is the blowjob experience i've been missing.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:10 AM   #272 (permalink)
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lol I don't blame you

From my experience....I find that younger girls are horrible at blowjobs but I got one from this older lady...she was about 35 and omg....I was like hmmm this is the blowjob experience i've been missing.
Indeed. Experienced women turn BJ's into art forms.
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Old 04-10-2009, 06:25 PM   #273 (permalink)
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lol I don't blame you

From my experience....I find that younger girls are horrible at blowjobs but I got one from this older lady...she was about 35 and omg....I was like hmmm this is the blowjob experience i've been missing.
It is an artform, you just have to know what you're doing and be actually keen to do it. I love getting a guy seriously turned on. It's better to have a lead up to the final destination.
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Old 04-10-2009, 06:33 PM   #274 (permalink)
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I'm always nervous the first time with someone because the side of my penis has this huge scar on it that looks kinda gross. Its a long story but it involves foreskin and ripping skin all the way down the side of my penis.
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Old 04-10-2009, 06:35 PM   #275 (permalink)
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I'm always nervous the first time with someone because the side of my penis has this huge scar on it that looks kinda gross. Its a long story but it involves foreskin and ripping skin all the way down the side of my penis.
If they make an issue of it then they are maybe not worth it. It's all about being comfortable and honest with each other.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:09 PM   #276 (permalink)
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Man I wished we all lived near each other and we could all go out and get ladies. I suck at talking to girls too, but thats why you have friends to play wingman and talk you up. When I was 18, I lived with a couple guys that were older than me that tore me off the comp and took me out. Thats what alot of people need IMO, is a helpful hand holding come extra confidence.
As you said in the end, its simple. Its about confidence. You don't have to be Brad Pitt, but with confidence you suddenly look and feel a lot better. The funny thing about this is all you really need to do is fake having confidence. After a little bit you wont be faking it, because you are only as cool/confident/goodlookingcharming as YOU think you are.

Just remember that people tend to see you the same way you see yourself. Because of having confidence in myself I have gone up to and talked to dated girls way out of my league. Now I am no model or built football player, just someone who believes he deserves the best. And when you believe that so does everyone else.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:50 PM   #277 (permalink)
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i have like 0 confidence in myself. There really is nothing i can do because girls don't want anything to do with me since i am 20 and still a virgin. I messed up so many times when i was younger because i was too nervous to actually have sex with several girls. Now that i think about it, one of them was younger than me and a virgin so i should have just boned her and i would at least have some experience.

I'm not a nerd or anything like that, and i am an athlete, so it's probably even more surprising when a girl figures out i am a virgin.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:55 PM   #278 (permalink)
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i have like 0 confidence in myself. There really is nothing i can do because girls don't want anything to do with me since i am 20 and still a virgin. I messed up so many times when i was younger because i was too nervous to actually have sex with several girls. Now that i think about it, one of them was younger than me and a virgin so i should have just boned her and i would at least have some experience.

I'm not a nerd or anything like that, and i am an athlete, so it's probably even more surprising when a girl figures out i am a virgin.
If this were the Darkest Hour: It's All About Me thread, or the Man, Darkest Hour Is Really Needy, In A Pathetic Kind Of Way thread that might matter.
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:31 PM   #279 (permalink)
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As you said in the end, its simple. Its about confidence. You don't have to be Brad Pitt, but with confidence you suddenly look and feel a lot better. The funny thing about this is all you really need to do is fake having confidence. After a little bit you wont be faking it, because you are only as cool/confident/goodlookingcharming as YOU think you are.

Just remember that people tend to see you the same way you see yourself. Because of having confidence in myself I have gone up to and talked to dated girls way out of my league. Now I am no model or built football player, just someone who believes he deserves the best. And when you believe that so does everyone else.
Exactly, and for Darkest Hour...if you cant pull off the confidence thing, go for being the best at something, somehow that always works as well. Such as, Im ****ing hilarious and that works, I have a homie thats a total **** to girls and they love it.
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:07 PM   #280 (permalink)
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i have like 0 confidence in myself. There really is nothing i can do because girls don't want anything to do with me since i am 20 and still a virgin. I messed up so many times when i was younger because i was too nervous to actually have sex with several girls. Now that i think about it, one of them was younger than me and a virgin so i should have just boned her and i would at least have some experience.

I'm not a nerd or anything like that, and i am an athlete, so it's probably even more surprising when a girl figures out i am a virgin.
If confidence isn't your thing then look to your strengths. Here's one, you're a very good artists, so go to a college campus cafe or something, bring your pencils and pens and sketch book and just sit there and draw. Eventually someone may show interest, and then they've done the hardest part which is initiation contact. From there it's just a matter of keeping the balance, if you're interested in them you want to show interest, but not so much that you come off as desperate.

If that doesn't work then you can always brick them.
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