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Old 05-03-2010, 05:55 PM   #2661 (permalink)
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I am pretty much disgusted.
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:05 PM   #2662 (permalink)
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A fast-food place not far from where i live was closed down a few years ago after semen was found on a burger. Unfortunately, and quite disgustingly, a true story.
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:44 PM   #2663 (permalink)
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Doggy style is awesome, dont be affraid of handcuffs..Anal is a slow process....Utilize tables...Make sure to let him know what makes u feel good and ask him what he likes...tips to a successful sexual experiences.
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:46 PM   #2664 (permalink)
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A fast-food place not far from where i live was closed down a few years ago after semen was found on a burger. Unfortunately, and quite disgustingly, a true story.
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:48 PM   #2665 (permalink)
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A mcdonalds near me was closed down about 10yrs ago as there was 6 different types of semen detected in a burger, boak.
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Old 05-03-2010, 07:03 PM   #2666 (permalink)
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I wonder how the process went.
Was it like, "Excuse me, but what is this?"
Or like, "What the hell?! This tastes like semen! It is semen!"
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Old 05-03-2010, 07:14 PM   #2667 (permalink)
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Or quest comes out to the "restaurant" orders a burger, takes it away for testing? thats what I always thought.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:04 PM   #2668 (permalink)
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People are fucking assholes, kids need to be fucking beat the fuck down. Why can't I just order a burger without some kid jizzing on it? Ya know just fuck them, send them to North Korea.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:17 PM   #2669 (permalink)
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I love **** on my veggie burgers.
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Old 05-04-2010, 08:17 AM   #2670 (permalink)
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