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Old 04-28-2010, 04:50 PM   #2611 (permalink)
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One of them was shitting but she said I could fuck her anyways lol.

You gotta tell them they are beautiful a lot or they won't do it.
Good God story, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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Old 04-28-2010, 05:03 PM   #2612 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2010, 01:59 AM   #2613 (permalink)
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I love how this entire thread is probably completely fictional.
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Old 04-29-2010, 02:10 AM   #2614 (permalink)
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Not the positive stuff about prog fans!
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:41 PM   #2615 (permalink)
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^ Haha true.

I haven't had any action in a long time. That's non-fictional.
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:44 PM   #2616 (permalink)
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I wanna bang the straight bartender at the g-ay bar
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:46 PM   #2617 (permalink)
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I wanna bang the straight bartender at the g-ay bar
Do it. In the butt.
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:47 PM   #2618 (permalink)
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^ Haha true.

I haven't had any action in a long time. That's non-fictional.
I'll bet you a tenner that this post gets a few remarks from our male population here. We may even have the makings of the formation of a queue...
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Old 04-30-2010, 12:00 AM   #2619 (permalink)
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Hey man, not me... I'm not an asshole.
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Old 05-01-2010, 12:01 PM   #2620 (permalink)
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^ Haha true.

I haven't had any action in a long time. That's non-fictional.
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I'll bet you a tenner that this post gets a few remarks from our male population here. We may even have the makings of the formation of a queue...
I guess every dude is supposed to come in and go, "Well, that's cuz I'm not there!" BAAAHHGAABAAAAAHHHHH.....

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girl or guy?
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