The Sexual Experience Thread (quote, emo)

[Thrice]

Originally Posted by boo boo

I'm sure you look lovely. Don't mind Thrice. Haters gonna hate.

true, where do the buffalo roam boo boo?

[Freebase Dali]

On the range. Where constipated buffalo strain.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic

ginger hair is disgusting. It's like the biggest turn off in the world. It also makes your chance of getting laid like decrease ten fold.

wow what are you talking about? ginger hair is ****ing hot.....I get so pissed when I'm with a redhead and she shaves down there.....I don't even want her to trim it, just let it grow out.....it's just that it's different to see it there maybe that's why I like it.

[gunnels]

I find that on guys its a turn-off but on girls it sends the score through the roof.

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by boo boo

Well lets see, I'm 22 years old, still a virgin.

So, I am indeed a chronic masturbator. Normally I only masturbate once a day, but that's only because I don't have the time or privacy. If I were to put my mind to it I can do it at least 5 times a day, every day. Is that good stamina?

I usually last for about 3 or 4 minutes. Is that normal or awful? And it's normal for me to take a break before finishing, so if fapping wears me out, sex will probably kill me.

On a related note. I've learned how to get a better orgasm, sometimes when I feel like I'm gonna come, I hold it back, and when I finally do come I get a much more powerful orgasm. It's a neat trick, some think it's bullsh*t but I believe in it. I don't do it very often though because it's too much work, but sometimes it's just worth it.

It's happened to me a couple of times where I didn't do it intentionally, just happens on accident, but goddamn, it feels like cumming a Jigglypuff out of your d*ck.

Sorry for that vivid imagery.

You have no problom sharing your personal like do you boo boo. Just thanks for not posting pictures.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Thrice

youre right. I see things differently. If someone talks negatively about how I look, I just think to myself 'its just another internet nerd like myself' then I think 'yeah, but I know im getting waaay more pussy than that fool!'

Ill just keep it emo on these boards and not hurt anyones feelings and maybe Ill post about "What do I do?" My dog just cheated on me with my ex girlfriends brother twice removed" Then have 400 people give me advice within an hour.

**** off you should so give people **** if it's necessary. I'm all for being nice to be people because most people on here are fantastic but there are some strange few that I'd like to kick in the e-balls.

Originally Posted by 333

Totally disagree, dude. I LOVE red hair. Your chances of ****ing me go wwaaaaaaay up if you have REAL red hair. I've only been with one redhead male and he was a ****ing riot in bed.

They are certainly firey, I've met some hot gingers so if I ever get in the right situation oh yeah I'd go there.

[boo boo]

Originally Posted by Thrice

true, where do the buffalo roam boo boo?

Tennessee, very close to Memphis.

Or as my very racially sensitive peers call it, "Memphrica"

[Darkest Hour]

I'm a virgin. I suck at getting girls and i really don't give a ****.

[Freebase Dali]

Everyone please give a round of applause for Darkest Hour.

[Thrice]

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour

I'm a virgin. I suck at getting girls and i really don't give a ****.

Man I wished we all lived near each other and we could all go out and get ladies. I suck at talking to girls too, but thats why you have friends to play wingman and talk you up. When I was 18, I lived with a couple guys that were older than me that tore me off the comp and took me out. Thats what alot of people need IMO, is a helpful hand holding come extra confidence.