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Old 04-23-2010, 03:58 PM   #2521 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2010, 04:00 PM   #2522 (permalink)
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Either that was a failed attempt at a witty statement about this thread, or a successful attempt at expressing the intricate workings of douchebaggery.
Why can't it be both?
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Old 04-23-2010, 04:02 PM   #2523 (permalink)
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You better just stop for your own sake.

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Old 04-23-2010, 04:04 PM   #2524 (permalink)
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ah man the other night was crazy, i was with this really hot girl right, and we was getting frisky, maaaaaaaaaaaaan i was sexing her all night, up and down and round i sexed all over her she put her sex all on me and i was bouncing on her boobies then i spermed like 12 feet high but I accidentally got her in the eye so she had a baby, sucks man now im a dad. that was some good sex though. The baby is really dark as well. She said it's cos I ate loads of chocolate. But to be honest it's weird cos I don't really remember eating that much chocolate.
Oh. I've not had sex in a couple of months or so.

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Old 04-23-2010, 04:06 PM   #2525 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2010, 04:16 PM   #2526 (permalink)
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ah man the other night was crazy, i was with this really hot girl right, and we was getting frisky, maaaaaaaaaaaaan i was sexing her all night, up and down and round i sexed all over her she put her sex all on me and i was bouncing on her boobies then i spermed like 12 feet high but I accidentally got her in the eye so she had a baby, sucks man now im a dad. that was some good sex though. The baby is really dark as well. She said it's cos I ate loads of chocolate. But to be honest it's weird cos I don't really remember eating that much chocolate.
spermed.... oh haha. A friend of mine says semenated... but like, as a joke.
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Old 04-23-2010, 04:32 PM   #2527 (permalink)
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Why can't it be both?
I didn't really want to spell out the obvious.
Gave him two options...
Illusion of choice.
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Old 04-23-2010, 04:40 PM   #2528 (permalink)
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HUR HUR HUR HUR

flippin hell man lighten up, have a laugh
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:05 PM   #2529 (permalink)
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Quite right, I'm here because you're hilarious. I can't wait for your next post, I'm sure they will be as side splitting as the first 5!
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