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TheCunningStunt 04-23-2010 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 855250)
Lol, wet willy.
Your Avatar looks really mischievous about that remark.

duga 04-23-2010 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 855580)
Either that was a failed attempt at a witty statement about this thread, or a successful attempt at expressing the intricate workings of douchebaggery.
Why can't it be both?

duga 04-23-2010 03:02 PM
You better just stop for your own sake.

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TheCunningStunt 04-23-2010 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by inagaddadavida (Post 855576)
ah man the other night was crazy, i was with this really hot girl right, and we was getting frisky, maaaaaaaaaaaaan i was sexing her all night, up and down and round i sexed all over her she put her sex all on me and i was bouncing on her boobies then i spermed like 12 feet high but I accidentally got her in the eye so she had a baby, sucks man now im a dad. that was some good sex though. The baby is really dark as well. She said it's cos I ate loads of chocolate. But to be honest it's weird cos I don't really remember eating that much chocolate.
Oh. I've not had sex in a couple of months or so.

Guess that means

You>Me.

Teach me your ways!!!!!1

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-23-2010 03:06 PM
Any more of this shit gets deleted from this moment on....

storymilo 04-23-2010 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by inagaddadavida (Post 855576)
ah man the other night was crazy, i was with this really hot girl right, and we was getting frisky, maaaaaaaaaaaaan i was sexing her all night, up and down and round i sexed all over her she put her sex all on me and i was bouncing on her boobies then i spermed like 12 feet high but I accidentally got her in the eye so she had a baby, sucks man now im a dad. that was some good sex though. The baby is really dark as well. She said it's cos I ate loads of chocolate. But to be honest it's weird cos I don't really remember eating that much chocolate.
spermed.... oh haha. A friend of mine says semenated... but like, as a joke.

Freebase Dali 04-23-2010 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by duga (Post 855587)
Why can't it be both?
I didn't really want to spell out the obvious.
Gave him two options...
Illusion of choice.

Freebase Dali 04-23-2010 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by inagaddadavida (Post 855632)
HUR HUR HUR HUR

flippin hell man lighten up, have a laugh
We are. At your expense.

TheCunningStunt 04-23-2010 04:05 PM
validate me forum! Validate me!

TheCunningStunt 04-23-2010 04:11 PM
Quite right, I'm here because you're hilarious. I can't wait for your next post, I'm sure they will be as side splitting as the first 5!


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