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Old 03-13-2010, 04:59 AM   #2391 (permalink)
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I've been meaning to discuss this with you, Paloma, because I read about it earlier: I'm suspecting your curved friend's curve is due to him having been cut/circumcised (I don't know if you saw my post in the picture thread about how being intact is a good thing...for man and woman.) He's probably missing so much of his exquisitely-sensitive foreskin that he lacks the skin for a full, straight erection.

I am curious about your opinions on this issue of the effect of circumcision on sex. It sounded like you favor circumcision, and I couldn't figure out why!
tbf I've never had an uncut one :P
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:19 AM   #2392 (permalink)
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Genital mutilation is not part of our culture, so I've never seem a circumcised schlong.
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:23 AM   #2393 (permalink)
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:28 AM   #2394 (permalink)
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I don't understand any culture where circumcision is the accepted norm. Really can't fathom it.
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Old 03-13-2010, 06:07 AM   #2395 (permalink)
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I don't understand any culture where circumcision is the accepted norm. Really can't fathom it.
Schlong circumsition helps prevent the spread of HIV which, in some countries, would be good. I guess the little HIVs are nice and snug under their skin blankets. Aside from that, I don't actually know what the cultural reasons are for circumcision. Female genital mutilation could be a way to oppress female sexuality I guess, but what's the cultural explanation for it? And why circumcise schlongs?
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Old 03-13-2010, 12:50 PM   #2396 (permalink)
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Schlong circumsition helps prevent the spread of HIV which, in some countries, would be good. I guess the little HIVs are nice and snug under their skin blankets. Aside from that, I don't actually know what the cultural reasons are for circumcision. Female genital mutilation could be a way to oppress female sexuality I guess, but what's the cultural explanation for it? And why circumcise schlongs?
I'm pretty sure circumcision also has a lot to do with religion. Judaism, in particular, which cites it as being a command from God. A lot of other religions practiced circumcision historically. That's probably how it became a cultural phenomenon.
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Old 03-13-2010, 03:39 PM   #2397 (permalink)
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Schlong circumsition helps prevent the spread of HIV which, in some countries, would be good. I guess the little HIVs are nice and snug under their skin blankets. Aside from that, I don't actually know what the cultural reasons are for circumcision. Female genital mutilation could be a way to oppress female sexuality I guess, but what's the cultural explanation for it? And why circumcise schlongs?
I'm pretty sure I'm much happier with personal hygiene standards and a condom.
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Old 03-15-2010, 10:34 AM   #2398 (permalink)
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I see your bony anatomy pics and counter them with forum friendly safe porn.

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Tore, I see your woman-eating-banana and pussy cat pics, and raise you THESE safe porn shots (although they may just be mostly scary!):

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Actually, while searching for safe non-porn pictures, I at first thought I'd try to find some walrusses mating, so I typed in "animal sex pictures" on Google. Naively clicking the first entry, not having read the description carefuly and thinking I'd see seals or damselflies, I found something else altogether. I am rarely shocked...but I was...shocked!

I'm not shocked that people, when paid enough money, will engage in sexual activities with non-human animals. And I'm not shocked that people get turned on by seeing sexuality in any of its forms. What shocked me, though, is that people would take advantage of the animals in this way (although the animals didn't appear to mind!). Taking advantage of animals and their sexual urges feels wrong to me just like it feels wrong to me when people sexually exploit children and others who aren't old enough or able to make choices about their sexuality.

Speaking of scary, I have some replies to comments you and Freebase made about male genital mutilation (circumcision), but I will post them later.
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:26 AM   #2399 (permalink)
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Speaking of scary, I have some replies to comments you and Freebase made about male genital mutilation (circumcision), but I will post them later.
If it's pictures of mutilated genitalia cut and sown up again, keep them to yourself!

On another forum I used to go to, someone posted a link which was supposed to be funny. I clicked it and, okay, I was on some informative page about dolphin sex. There was a video there, I clicked it. It showed something I naively did not expect to find, first because I didn't think people did that sort of thing and second because it wasn't really a porn site, it just seemed informative about some really screwy sexual interests.

It was a guy sucking off a dolphin's schlong. I kid you not.

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Here's some more safe porn.

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Is it just me or does this look exactly like Kari Byron?
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Old 03-15-2010, 01:35 PM   #2400 (permalink)
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