The Sexual Experience Thread (Russian, quote)

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by 333

... I don't know who that is.

That's David Caruso. He's the star (or so he thinks) in CSI: Miami.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

That's David Caruso. He's the star (or so he thinks) in CSI: Miami.

And the greatest actor of his generation!

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[333]

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

That's David Caruso. He's the star (or so he thinks) in CSI: Miami.

Ah, then I feel better about not knowing him. He looks like a big douche bag. I actually can't recall any redhead celebs that I dig.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by 333

Ah, then I feel better about not knowing him. He looks like a big douche bag. I actually can't recall any redhead celebs that I dig.

He is a big douchebag. He left NYPD Blue back in the mid-90s to be a big movie star and totally failed. Now he's back on TV.

[333]

You're on top of that ****, Janszoon. Watch TV much? :P

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by 333

Ah, then I feel better about not knowing him. He looks like a big douche bag. I actually can't recall any redhead celebs that I dig.

You should totally watch an episode of CSI: Miami... You will then realize why there are David Caruso hate-clubs.

[333]

Less TV talk, more sex talk.

I propose the next discussion: sex in public - dig it or not?

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by 333

You're on top of that ****, Janszoon. Watch TV much? :P

Nope actually. I'm not that much of a TV watcher at all to tell the truth. It's just that David Caruso's big fail in Hollywood was big, funny news at the time.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by 333

Less TV talk, more sex talk.

I propose the next discussion: sex in public - dig it or not?

Y'know, that's always been interesting in a way.. until I began dating this one German girl and took her to Paris... On the wait at the train station to return to Germany, we were just sitting on the ground and there's tons of people everywhere and she suddenly wants to eff right then and there, in front of everyone.

Not only do I not want to get arrested, but I then realized that it'd be a bit hard to concentrate with 1500 people all staring at us in shock.
That kind of thing sounds good in your head, but when it comes down to the moment, it's not appealing at all.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

That kind of thing sounds good in your head, but when it comes down to the moment, it's not appealing at all.

That sums it up nicely for me.