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Old 03-13-2010, 04:15 AM   #2381 (permalink)
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Wizard's sleeve!

About tail: technically, we *do* have one (the coccyx or tailbone). Well, *I* have one tail. You probably look like you have TWO...though perhaps we should call your second one a "wizard's wand?"

Here's my tail:
There's a reason why that picture doesn't make the cover of any porn DVDs.
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:18 AM   #2382 (permalink)
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ahahaha, I didn't realise we posted at the same time, so that totally came out of contest

pun!
It's a sleepless early morning, so here I am!

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You're missing a contraction

And pointy, not so good
curved, different story
I've been meaning to discuss this with you, Paloma, because I read about it earlier: I'm suspecting your curved friend's curve is due to him having been cut/circumcised (I don't know if you saw my post in the picture thread about how being intact is a good thing...for man and woman.) He's probably missing so much of his exquisitely-sensitive foreskin that he lacks the skin for a full, straight erection.

I am curious about your opinions on this issue of the effect of circumcision on sex. It sounded like you favor circumcision, and I couldn't figure out why!
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Jesus, will somebody ****ing touch themselves already!?!?
Only if you stick your tongue in my ear at the same time.
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:20 AM   #2384 (permalink)
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So much for tonight's nightcap. Thanks Dave.
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:23 AM   #2385 (permalink)
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So much for tonight's nightcap. Thanks Dave.
Anytime, big boy.
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:25 AM   #2386 (permalink)
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Oh, it was over once Fanny was brought into the mix
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:29 AM   #2387 (permalink)
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Oh, it was over once Fanny was brought into the mix
And "tail," apparently. I guess thinking of all that bone doesn't help...though I always thought men were into "boning," so I don't quite know why not!
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Oh, it was over once Fanny was brought into the mix
I was fine until vegan posted that pic. Not sure what hit the spot most...the dorsal sacral foramina or the superior articular facet.
I doubt my sex life will ever be the same again.

Now please excuse me while I go and rip one off.
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:32 AM   #2389 (permalink)
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I was fine until vegan posted that pic. Not sure what hit the spot most...the dorsal sacral foramina or the superior articular facet.I doubt my sex life will ever be the same again.

Now please excuse me while I go and rip one off.
Oo! Science terms! Now even *I* am getting turned on!
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:35 AM   #2390 (permalink)
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Oo! Science terms! Now even *I* am getting turned on!
I'm good now. A quick trip to boo boo's Radical Feminism thread did the trick.
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