The Sexual Experience Thread

[duga]

Originally Posted by tore

.. Which is why I wrote "helps you fall in love". The reason I worded myself that way was to indicate basically what you've written.

My bad...when I read it it just seemed you were placing a lot of emphasis on the hormones.

[TumorAttitude]

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

I was thinking c-unt.

I've never minded the word cunt, and I've never looked at my vagina and thought it was particularly beautiful, just like I've never thought that about a ****. So I get really weirded out by The Vagina Monologues and just general glamorization of the fuck hole and I balance it out by refering to it in the least pretty, most vulgar way I could possiply think of. Cunt. I could understand why it makes your meatwad want to shrivel up and crawl back into your body though.

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

No no...there's nothing wrong with your clitoris, Tumor! However you are is just fine. If you haven't done the no-hands orgasm method before, it probably *isn't* easy to figure out how to get it to work the first time (or second or third). I remember when I first tried, nothing happened. I persevered, though. I think you really *do* blah blah blah pogostick monkey frenching tra la la. [/url]

Um. Thank you.

Originally Posted by Hesher

Sometimes I **** when **** and **** your **** tomato sauce ***** godzilla ***** and on tuesdays *********** with **** and **** aunt jemima *******. Also, *** *** ******* **** ****** **** ***** **** **** prince of bel-air.

Epic. Sigging.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by mr dave

just curious.

am i the only guy who gets incredibly turned off when women use the C word to describe themselves?

Catholic?

[Guybrush]

I agree that "I am a cunt" used in a descriptive sense is not a sentence likely to add to a girl's sex appeal.

[simplephysics]

There are 1001 nicknames for the vagina and although cunt isn't exactly the most delicate term in the book I'd say there are worse ways to go.. I'd rather be the proud owner of a cunt than a coochie, cooter, or pair of beef curtains.

[duga]

Beef curtains hahahha...that's my new favorite.

[simplephysics]

Originally Posted by duga

Beef curtains hahahha...that's my new favorite.

I thank Urban Dictionary for that one.

[Laces Out Dan!]

Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Does it ever bother you?

Not particularly. Although I do believe that it probably is better, and feels "different" if you're with someone you love.

[mr dave]

Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

I've never minded the word cunt, and I've never looked at my vagina and thought it was particularly beautiful, just like I've never thought that about a ****. So I get really weirded out by The Vagina Monologues and just general glamorization of the fuck hole and I balance it out by refering to it in the least pretty, most vulgar way I could possiply think of. Cunt. I could understand why it makes your meatwad want to shrivel up and crawl back into your body though.

that's fair and probably the sanest explanation i've heard. just that it seems to be a fairly contentious term, i've met some women who were vehemently opposed to it and others who expected me to start using it.

no offense to you but in my experiences the choice of using the term was indicative of the demeanor i'd encounter if/when things went bad. those against it would be very emotional while those who preferred it proved to be the coldest of people.

either way my curiosity is sated, i guess i'm just uptight (who didn't see that coming from a mile away? hahaha)

[jackhammer]

Originally Posted by dreadnaught

There are 1001 nicknames for the vagina and although cunt isn't exactly the most delicate term in the book I'd say there are worse ways to go.. I'd rather be the proud owner of a cunt than a coochie, cooter, or pair of beef curtains.

Furry pancake roll, snatch, beaver, twat, lady garden, box, minnie, gloryhole are some of my preferred terms. Cunt is a term I rarely use unless I'm talking about Chris Martin.