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Old 03-09-2010, 04:20 PM   #2301 (permalink)
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Yes, there is a sweet simplicity about the no-hands method...or hanging out at the top of a pole or rope having an orgasm, a childhood pasttime that lucifer_sam and I appear to have shared.
I can never look at any woman in the same way ever again ... or Lucifer_Sam
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:24 PM   #2302 (permalink)
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I thought everyone knew this stuff... seriously. :O
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:38 PM   #2303 (permalink)
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I once did my then girlfriend doggy style on a big rock with a childs fort/ deck on it at the ocean. It was beside a small cliff with the main road at the edge of the cliff. The big rock was the same heighth as the cliff.

It was 10 in the morning on a weekday, and we were playing around at the beach. As we came to the rock/beach access for the house, we snuck up onto it, as the owners weren't at home. Probably at work?

So we look around, nice steady wood deck... F it. Bend her over onto all 4's and pants down just enough, start going....and there comes too old ladies on the road for their morning walk, about equal heighth with us, maybe 50 feet away.

They glance toward the ocean and see us...then quickly look straight ahead and keep walking. My girl got embarassed and wanted to stop. We laughed for a while after that.

damnnn thats hecka crazy.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:42 PM   #2304 (permalink)
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I've been squeezing my legs together for the past half hour. Either you guys are ****ting me or theres something wrong with my cunt.
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Old 03-09-2010, 05:02 PM   #2305 (permalink)
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Okay, so. Personally, I hate it when guys treat me like I'm made of glass. And not very many of my girl friends agree with me.
I think rough is oh so much fun.
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Okay, so. Personally, I hate it when guys treat me like I'm made of glass. And not very many of my girl friends agree with me.
I think rough is oh so much fun.
I agree, but I'm one of those retard former cutters that wants to get punched in the face by my lover.
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Old 03-09-2010, 06:15 PM   #2307 (permalink)
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I've been squeezing my legs together for the past half hour. Either you guys are ****ting me or theres something wrong with my cunt.
Know how you can hold your pee? Squeeze those muscles.
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Old 03-10-2010, 07:32 AM   #2308 (permalink)
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Ha ha, Burning Down! That definition for "furburger" made me laugh...almost as much as Tore using the term furburger. Here is the example of furburger as used in a sentence, given by your site: "On removal of her panties I thought I had found a trapped creature of the wild, a badger perhaps, but on closer inspection I realised this girl was in fact the proud owner of an overgrown furburger."
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I actually had to look up that word because I had no idea what it meant.
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Old 03-10-2010, 12:20 PM   #2309 (permalink)
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Know how you can hold your pee? Squeeze those muscles.
That's also really good for strengthening those muscles for giving birth. :]



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Old 03-10-2010, 12:22 PM   #2310 (permalink)
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ahaha I am indeed

I didn't know that though, I flex my kegels all the time. Good to know when I'm ready to pop one out I've been preparing all along
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