Actually, I enjoy sex in the bathrooms of my own home (or my boyfriend's). The first time he ****ed me in his bathroom, I was bent over, nude, drinking from the sink. He just took it right there in front of the mirror and bathroom sink. Not awkward at all. Sex in the shower however is pretty awkward for us unless he picks me up because he's 6'6'' and I'm 5'3''. Plus, the water kind of washes away all good stuff.

Thank you. Maybe you can turn them into songs.

How could I forget road sex?! I've had some of the best sex on the side of the interstate or at a rest stop. My ex-boyfriend used to have a Chevy van with a fold out bed in the back. It definitely came in handy. Road head is pretty fun, too. I've received it once and couldn't handle it, so I pulled over. :)

Oh, and Paloma, I think one of the best things about outdoor sex is the possibility that you're being watched or being caught.

See, I dunno... it's just never come together like that (no pun intended) for me. I think a big part of it, though, has been the specific bathrooms in which it might've been an option, thinking on it. Too small or cluttered or not well maintained... I dunno, maybe I'm just being picky.

The one decent bathroom experience (also a shower experience) was a few years ago, against a wall in a huge hall-bathroom shower in a college dorm that was otherwise empty for Christmas break. Mmm.

Definitely, otherwise it's not as fun.

I remember giving one of my men a handjob down by the docks, and all of a sudden there was a huge family of mexicans, fishing and giggling at us. I was too high to realise it until he pointed it out

Haha! That's great. I've been caught numerous times either touching myself in the passenger seat or coming back up from a blow job in the car. One of the best times was having sex in a moving vehicle in the middle of traffic hour. It was a show for everyone. Hah!

Hahaha getting caught masturbating is kind of awkward.
I remember once, one of my vibrators had gone through the wash, and I was sitting out on the swing in my garden, my mom comes out to me with it in her hand, I swear you could see a thought bubble that was "...." and she hands it to me and I'm all "........" back

awkward

Or, another time, I told her I needed double A's (for my camera, actually) and she asked me what they were for, and I told her, and she goes
"Oh, I thought they were for your dildo"

I feel bad that girls have something that can actually be found...but nothing is worse than being busted in on with a wad of tissues and a big bottle of moisturizer next to you. I was uhh....buffing...my...ah **** it you know what I was doing.

Haha! Dildo is censored on here? That's ridiculous.

I've never been caught by my parents. I think it's even worse that I got caught by my brother. :( Talk about awkward. Hopefully, you invested in a vibrator that was waterproof.

That's a big difference between girls and guys. My brother caught me having sex and I walked around the rest of the day with a smirk on my face thinking...yep...I had sex today...did you? Noooo...

Then one day my ex's sister caught us and it was like the end of the world to her.

Hmm...that would be funny! Maybe people would like my songs if we use your lyrics and you sing them, too! Nude. On the lawn. ;)

This is the reason, 333, that learning the fine art of no-hands/no-dildo orgasms is a great masturbation method for all woman to master. The month I spent perfecting this technique as a teen has served me well over the years. :)

And I mean very well :) :)

No-hands/No-dildo?

What ancient secrets have you tapped into? :confused:

I can only think of two immediate possibilities. Either you're rubbing up against stuff or you're able to think yourself to an orgasm. :p: