The Sexual Experience Thread

bandteacher1 · 03-05-2010, 01:36 PM

Don't make fun of band camp stories. Those stories actually happen! I lost my virginity at band camp, freshman year of high school...

333 · 03-05-2010, 01:47 PM

Never tried it in a graveyard, but have done it outside a few times. One of the best times being under a pier on the beach, standing up. Runner up is bent over a car in the middle of the day. Goo yeah.

duga · 03-05-2010, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 333

Never tried it in a graveyard, but have done it outside a few times. One of the best times being under a pier on the beach, standing up. Runner up is bent over a car in the middle of the day. Goo yeah.

I've done it outside but by far my most epic moment was in a movie theater. A crowded one. We had the back row to ourselves...she was really hot and she seduced me. This was me losing my virginity, btw. I'm pretty sure everyone in the row above us knew what was going on...

Ironically, the movie we were at was Big Fish.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 03-05-2010, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by duga

I've done it outside but by far my most epic moment was in a movie theater. A crowded one. We had the back row to ourselves...she was really hot and she seduced me. This was me losing my virginity, btw. I'm pretty sure everyone in the row above us knew what was going on...

Ironically, the movie we were at was Big Fish.

LOL YESSS this totally beats my first handjob story during Napolean Dynamite...

Vancouver · 03-05-2010, 04:00 PM

I never masturbated before losing my virginity at 17. Wow was that an orgasm.

duga · 03-05-2010, 04:01 PM

^

I don't know how this is possible. Didn't you ever watch There's Something About Mary?

333 · 03-05-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by duga

I've done it outside but by far my most epic moment was in a movie theater. A crowded one. We had the back row to ourselves...she was really hot and she seduced me. This was me losing my virginity, btw. I'm pretty sure everyone in the row above us knew what was going on...

Ironically, the movie we were at was Big Fish.

I have seen the movie multiple times, but I don't understand why the situation is ironic.

I received oral sex in the front row of the movie theater once. We were watching The Order. There were about six people behind us and I'm pretty sure they knew what was going on. I was a freshman in high school. : x

While we're on the topic of public/outdoor experiences, I must say sex in public bathrooms aren't as great as the moments leading up to them. It's always drunk, too small, or too smelly (the bathroom, not the sex). Now, sex on summer green grass. It might be nostalgia. It might have been the blades of grass caressing my back or the dampness of the dew drops on my skin, but I always get goosebumps thinking about it.

I just re-read that. I should totally write erotic literature.

Vancouver · 03-05-2010, 04:15 PM

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I don't know how this is possible. Didn't you ever watch There's Something About Mary?

It was way before the movie. Cleaning the pipes would have been a good idea...ahhh hindsight.

duga · 03-05-2010, 04:16 PM

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I have seen the movie multiple times, but I don't understand why the situation is ironic.

I found the name ironic, not the actual movie. Maybe it's just me...

333 · 03-05-2010, 04:18 PM

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I found the name ironic, not the actual movie. Maybe it's just me...

Hahah! You refer to your penis as "Big Fish"?

Classic.

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333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	Never tried it in a graveyard, but have done it outside a few times. One of the best times being under a pier on the beach, standing up. Runner up is bent over a car in the middle of the day. Goo yeah.