The Sexual Experience Thread

[MAStudent]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

A Lima bean!?!?

Disgusting!

Ridiculously disgusting!

[SATCHMO]

Originally Posted by 333

I lost my virginity to a finger. He had a small penis.

I suppose it's better than losing your finger to a virgin.





















Terrible joke, but I couldn't resist.

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by 333

Whoa, I was just joking about the dick PMs. Chill, Cappy McCaps. Also, I think people were just getting the wrong idea because your hand fetish was discussed in the sexual experience thread. No worries, friend. I thought it was refreshing for a bit. Foot fetishes are, like, so old news.

Soh-ry. Got a little defensive.

[333]

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

I suppose it's better than losing your finger to a virgin.
Terrible joke, but I couldn't resist.

You're a terrible joke.

Originally Posted by Paloma

Soh-ry. Got a little defensive.

Yeah, well.

[hissundaygirl09.]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

By the way, Vanilla, in response to part of your original post...

I don't like starfish girls.
I mean, I don't expect a woman to ruin the paint on the walls with scratch marks and eat holes in my pillows.. but if I feel like I'm fvcking a corpse, obviously it's a turn off.

I understand that you get out what you put in. I'm fully aware of the quality of d!ck I'm giving a woman. Most respond appropriately, but you get some women who're much too far on either end of the spectrum.

Once I had this girl who wanted me to choke her until she passed out while we were at it. It was pretty strange...

wow thats pretty crazy

[Arya Stark]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

By the way, Vanilla, in response to part of your original post...

I don't like starfish girls.
I mean, I don't expect a woman to ruin the paint on the walls with scratch marks and eat holes in my pillows.. but if I feel like I'm fvcking a corpse, obviously it's a turn off.

I understand that you get out what you put in. I'm fully aware of the quality of d!ck I'm giving a woman. Most respond appropriately, but you get some women who're much too far on either end of the spectrum.

There's a girl at my school who's known as Starfish because she just lies there.
They CALL her starfish.
Well Delta Chi and everyone that knows them does.

[bandteacher1]

Note to anyone who's thinking about it: Graveyard sex is really really really bad. It always is.

When I was in college, me and Chrisitian got dared to go err... "get it on" in a cementary. It was really bad. We couldn't decide if it was because of us or the location. So we went back and tried it again. Twice. It was still bad.

[Guybrush]

Originally Posted by bandteacher1

Note to anyone who's thinking about it: Graveyard sex is really really really bad. It always is.

When I was in college, me and Chrisitian got dared to go err... "get it on" in a cementary. It was really bad. We couldn't decide if it was because of us or the location. So we went back and tried it again. Twice. It was still bad.

.. Colder and bonier than you prefer?

[bandteacher1]

Nah, my husband is cold and bony. Rats kept running over us.

[Guybrush]

In all seriousness, I too have tried outside though never at a graveyard. It was fun, but perhaps not particularly good. Train toilet is the worst I've tried, I think.

.. So how's band camp?