Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 832832)

A Lima bean!?!?

Disgusting!

Originally Posted by 333 (Post 833137)

I lost my virginity to a finger. He had a small penis.

Originally Posted by 333 (Post 833113)

Whoa, I was just joking about the dick PMs. Chill, Cappy McCaps. Also, I think people were just getting the wrong idea because your hand fetish was discussed in the sexual experience thread. No worries, friend. I thought it was refreshing for a bit. Foot fetishes are, like, so old news. ;)

Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 833177)

I suppose it's better than losing your finger to a virgin.
Terrible joke, but I couldn't resist.

Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 833338)

Soh-ry. Got a little defensive.

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 632170)

By the way, Vanilla, in response to part of your original post...

I don't like starfish girls.
I mean, I don't expect a woman to ruin the paint on the walls with scratch marks and eat holes in my pillows.. but if I feel like I'm fvcking a corpse, obviously it's a turn off.

I understand that you get out what you put in. I'm fully aware of the quality of d!ck I'm giving a woman. Most respond appropriately, but you get some women who're much too far on either end of the spectrum.

Once I had this girl who wanted me to choke her until she passed out while we were at it. It was pretty strange...

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 632170)

By the way, Vanilla, in response to part of your original post...

I don't like starfish girls.
I mean, I don't expect a woman to ruin the paint on the walls with scratch marks and eat holes in my pillows.. but if I feel like I'm fvcking a corpse, obviously it's a turn off.

I understand that you get out what you put in. I'm fully aware of the quality of d!ck I'm giving a woman. Most respond appropriately, but you get some women who're much too far on either end of the spectrum.

Originally Posted by bandteacher1 (Post 833879)

Note to anyone who's thinking about it: Graveyard sex is really really really bad. It always is.

When I was in college, me and Chrisitian got dared to go err... "get it on" in a cementary. It was really bad. We couldn't decide if it was because of us or the location. So we went back and tried it again. Twice. It was still bad.