The Sexual Experience Thread

Guybrush · 02-15-2010, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Abracadaver

I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.

Obviously you shouldn't wait until after she's maimed you to tell her she needs to be a little more gentle

You can have sex and communicate at the same time, you know.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-15-2010, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Abracadaver

I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.

Women in general tend to be crap at handjobs.

Just get used to it, she'll never be able to do it as well as you can yourself.

right-track · 02-15-2010, 05:02 PM

Don't ever tell her she's crap btw...ever!
Best way around it is to ask her to go really, really, really slowly.
And with a bit of luck she might just catch one in the eye.

right-track · 02-15-2010, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tore

Obviously you shouldn't wait until after she's maimed you to tell her she needs to be a little more gentle

You can have sex and communicate at the same time, you know.

Not when Match of the Day is on.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 02-15-2010, 05:13 PM

ewww

Vancouver · 02-15-2010, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Abracadaver

I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.

put it in her mouth.

Barnard17 · 02-15-2010, 09:43 PM

Put it her vagina. It's what the penis was made for, only natural.

ElephantSack · 02-15-2010, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Women in general tend to be crap at handjobs.

Just get used to it, she'll never be able to do it as well as you can yourself.

True. Tugjobs are a fuckin' waste of time, anyway.

Freebase Dali · 02-15-2010, 10:51 PM

TJ's should be a primer to the main event, not the main event themselves... but if you're in a situation where it will be, your best bet is (like RT said) not to tell her she sucks at it but instead tell her how you like it.
It's a nice way to correct someone, and you don't want to piss off a woman in the sack.

Kevorkian Logic · 02-17-2010, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Abracadaver

I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.

Get a stronger penis.

Or just ask her to suck your **** instead. I wouldn't mention it to her though, you probably won't get another one.

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Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Put it her vagina. It's what the penis was made for, only natural. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

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right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Don't ever tell her she's crap btw...ever! Best way around it is to ask her to go really, really, really slowly. And with a bit of luck she might just catch one in the eye.

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~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	ewww

02-15-2010, 10:51 PM	#2129 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	TJ's should be a primer to the main event, not the main event themselves... but if you're in a situation where it will be, your best bet is (like RT said) not to tell her she sucks at it but instead tell her how you like it. It's a nice way to correct someone, and you don't want to piss off a woman in the sack.