The Sexual Experience Thread

MAStudent · 02-06-2010, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paloma

My cock, you idiots.

haha

ahh, discovery

Ricochet~kun · 02-08-2010, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAStudent

haha

ahh, discovery

ahh, ****s

MAStudent · 02-13-2010, 03:34 AM

Listened to some good New Orleans music tonight, including "When The Saints, Go Marching in..."

Time to get off the forum and go play Speedbagus Uterus

OceanAndSilence · 02-13-2010, 05:13 AM

dude my balls smell bad

**Janszoon** · 02-13-2010, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OceanAndSilence

dude my balls smell bad

ElephantSack · 02-14-2010, 04:24 AM

My Sexual Experience:

I put my penis into a vagina once a long time ago. I liked it, so now I like to do it whenever I can, pretty much.

MAStudent · 02-14-2010, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

haha.

"On the wings of love
Up and above the clouds
The only way to fly
Is on the wings of love..."

DoctorSoft · 02-15-2010, 02:24 AM

Question:

Is is true that the only people who don't have black pubes are gingers? I have black hair so I don't know.

The Abracadaver · 02-15-2010, 02:03 PM

I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.

duga · 02-15-2010, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Abracadaver

I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.

just tell her.

honesty is the best policy. say something like, "good news and bad news. the good news is you obviously aren't a skank. bad news is you need practice."

02-13-2010, 05:13 AM	#2114 (permalink)
OceanAndSilence i write and play stuff Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 239	dude my balls smell bad __________________ http://www.myspace.com/chrisneto - tune in to chill out

02-14-2010, 04:24 AM	#2116 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	My Sexual Experience: I put my penis into a vagina once a long time ago. I liked it, so now I like to do it whenever I can, pretty much. __________________ OF THE SUN

02-15-2010, 02:03 PM	#2119 (permalink)
The Abracadaver Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Indiana Posts: 88	I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough? I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum. __________________ Just five dollars to see a face explode, To see a man strung up by his throat! Come one! Come all! If you look close enough you'll see death's machinery exposed!

02-13-2010, 03:34 AM	#2113 (permalink)
MAStudent Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Eureka, CA Posts: 87	Listened to some good New Orleans music tonight, including "When The Saints, Go Marching in..." Time to get off the forum and go play Speedbagus Uterus

02-15-2010, 02:24 AM	#2118 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	Question: Is is true that the only people who don't have black pubes are gingers? I have black hair so I don't know.