Although I can't say with 100% certainty that the story is against masturbation, there is the story of Onan in the bible. God wants him to impregnate his dead brother's wife, but Onan pulls out and spills his semen on the ground each time instead. Or something along those lines.

God is angered and kills him. Many have interpreted that story as saying that spilling your seed, masturbation, is a sin. The word masturbation is "onani" in norwegian, after Onan.

However, girls don't spill their seeds by masturbation anyways. ;)

Hmmm, that was quite an interesting read tore, thanks for that

What I think we have here, folks, is the first documented case of the pull-out method. I'm calling it the Onan-method from now on.

i wasn't referring to pleasuring yourself i was referring to alcohol and weed... i have christian friends that don't drink alcohol or even smoke cigs. actually i just read up on it and apparently it's not "prohibited" (even though people tend to be arbitrary on that to suit their purpose)

lol, deal.

Ok, but not every Christian is the same. I barely smoke weed (which is natural by the way) and drink, but that doesn't mean I'm a bad Christian. It's about what you do for others and for God for your faith. Trust me God knows I'm a sinner but I can still do cool things for him.

Christianity is all about good partying... Turning water to alcohol was Christ's first miracle, he even calls it his blood. I tell you, that guy is the man!

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Ha ha, you crack me up, thats exactly what I thought. I wish I knew that in sex ed class, thats a pretty hefty defence in favor of thee pull out.

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:laughing: You should be a sex-ed teacher, seriously! Kids would probably learn something with a funny teacher.