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Old 01-05-2010, 07:56 PM   #1951 (permalink)
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Man you are really missing out! It goes great with corn flakes.
... that's what she said <.<

I would've guessed rice krispies though...for that SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! goodness lol
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Old 01-05-2010, 07:59 PM   #1952 (permalink)
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And don't forget the cream filled donuts.
I mean... you KNOW someone had to be fucking a donut and suddenly go, "EUREKA!"
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:00 PM   #1953 (permalink)
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Well it seems we've all indulged in some semen here and there, lol.
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:06 PM   #1954 (permalink)
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I like blowjobs if I like the guy, if he's turned on then I'm turned on by the fact I'm turning him on

but as for the fiancee thing, if I'm being honest, I am bat**** crazy and wanted to be taken care of, and he was up to the job. He's a nice guy but I really, wasn't into him
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:40 PM   #1955 (permalink)
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Twinkies too.

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Old 01-05-2010, 10:43 PM   #1956 (permalink)
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My friends and I made home-made poptart frosting once, as the only available poptarts were frostless.



It looked EXACTLY like semen.
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:46 PM   #1957 (permalink)
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Is that because you made it with semen?
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:01 PM   #1958 (permalink)
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I found an album with a cover that depicts that, not sure if I should post a link to it or not...
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:03 PM   #1959 (permalink)
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I found an album with a cover that depicts that, not sure if I should post a link to it or not...
Just stumbled upon it? Or were you using any specific search terms....
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My dark fetish revealed!
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