The Sexual Experience Thread

[Astronomer]

Originally Posted by Barnard17

1. Buy a frankfurter.
2. Gag on it violently for half an hour. Preferably get your friend to tie your hands behind your back and hold it as far in as possible for anything up to maybe a minute at the time.
3. ?????
4. At no point is there a net profit.

Yeah I really don't get why girls dislike sucking ****, it seems like a lovely activity.

On the other hand the exclusivity of enjoyment does help to cement into your soul the fact that when you find a girl who digs it, you DO NOT LET HER GO and make the absolute most of it.

Precisely.

But the fact that you are pleasuring your partner can be a big turn-on, and who doesn't like knowing that they're making someone feel so good?

[BTown]

Originally Posted by Barnard17

1. Buy a frankfurter.
2. Gag on it violently for half an hour. Preferably get your friend to tie your hands behind your back and hold it as far in as possible for anything up to maybe a minute at the time.
3. ?????
4. At no point is there a net profit.

Yeah I really don't get why girls dislike sucking ****, it seems like a lovely activity.

On the other hand the exclusivity of enjoyment does help to cement into your soul the fact that when you find a girl who digs it, you DO NOT LET HER GO and make the absolute most of it.

well I don't know, like I said girls like different things than guys. Some girls like taking it in the ass and I know a lot of guys who don't.

[Barnard17]

I know a lot more guys who have never tried and claim not to, which doesn't mean they don't like it it means they've made a prejudiced decision.

[BTown]

You got me there.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

Next thing you'll ask me how much courage does it take to put the end of your tongue to a penis so you won't have a bad conscious about a girl fellating you. I dunno, I'd never particularly want to try out some semen on my cereal. Guess I'm unconventional that way. If you had a good time and you're now guilt free then more power to you. How about I just take your word for it so that I can live vicariously through that guilt free feeling of yours?

I wasn't really using the justification as my argument. I was simply using it as an example.
All I'm trying to say is you're not a freak of nature for being curious about it. Nor are you a freak of nature for not being curious about it. But that's the extent of it.
Semen is not a gateway fluid.

[Dr.Seussicide]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I wasn't really using the justification as my argument. I was simply using it as an example.
All I'm trying to say is you're not a freak of nature for being curious about it. Nor are you a freak of nature for not being curious about it. But that's the extent of it.
Semen is not a gateway fluid.

Agreed and accepted.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

I dunno, I'd never particularly want to try out some semen on my cereal.

Man you are really missing out! It goes great with corn flakes.

[CAPTAIN CAVEMAN]

did anyone else not know "jism" is censored here?

fun fact

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Man you are really missing out! It goes great with corn flakes.

You do realize that's how they came up with Frosted Flakes, right?

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You do realize that's how they came up with Frosted Flakes, right?

And these!