Music Banter - The Sexual Experience Thread

1. Buy a frankfurter.
2. Gag on it violently for half an hour. Preferably get your friend to tie your hands behind your back and hold it as far in as possible for anything up to maybe a minute at the time.
3. ?????
4. At no point is there a net profit.

Yeah I really don't get why girls dislike sucking ****, it seems like a lovely activity.

On the other hand the exclusivity of enjoyment does help to cement into your soul the fact that when you find a girl who digs it, you DO NOT LET HER GO and make the absolute most of it.

:laughing:

Precisely.

But the fact that you are pleasuring your partner can be a big turn-on, and who doesn't like knowing that they're making someone feel so good?

BTown

01-05-2010 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Barnard17 (Post 795077)

well I don't know, like I said girls like different things than guys. Some girls like taking it in the ass and I know a lot of guys who don't.

Barnard17

01-05-2010 06:37 PM

I know a lot more guys who have never tried and claim not to, which doesn't mean they don't like it it means they've made a prejudiced decision.

BTown

01-05-2010 06:41 PM

You got me there.

Freebase Dali

01-05-2010 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide (Post 795030)

Next thing you'll ask me how much courage does it take to put the end of your tongue to a penis so you won't have a bad conscious about a girl fellating you. I dunno, I'd never particularly want to try out some semen on my cereal. Guess I'm unconventional that way. If you had a good time and you're now guilt free then more power to you. How about I just take your word for it so that I can live vicariously through that guilt free feeling of yours? ;)

I wasn't really using the justification as my argument. I was simply using it as an example.
All I'm trying to say is you're not a freak of nature for being curious about it. Nor are you a freak of nature for not being curious about it. But that's the extent of it.
Semen is not a gateway fluid.

Dr.Seussicide

01-05-2010 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 795106)

Agreed and accepted.

Janszoon

01-05-2010 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide (Post 795030)

I dunno, I'd never particularly want to try out some semen on my cereal.

Man you are really missing out! It goes great with corn flakes.

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