The Sexual Experience Thread

Barnard17 · 01-05-2010, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

would you like someone squirting their love juice all over YOUR chest?

Would it be a chick? Because if so, yes. Very much so.

Freebase Dali · 01-05-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

Why would you be that curious in the first place? If you were a cat, death would be your main course. I'm satisfied with just the sight, smell and feel of it to please any curiosity I might feel.

Seriously? How much curiosity do you think it takes to work up the courage to put the end of your tongue to your finger that happens to have some leftovers on it? You're not jumping off a cliff here. You're a kid, you know most girls hate swallowing it, you wanna know what the big deal is.
You try a taste, convince yourself it ain't that bad, then you don't have a bad conscience when you try to get a girl to do it.
You don't even have to lie to her when you tell her it doesn't taste that bad. It doesn't. but you fail to remind yourself that she's not just putting the tip of her tongue on it, but gargling the whole days' work.
But for some reason, you don't care...

Then there's that little slap to her face and you calmly say "Don't worry, I tried me out. I taste fantastic. Go for it."

Dr.Seussicide · 01-05-2010, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Seriously? How much curiosity do you think it takes to work up the courage to put the end of your tongue to your finger that happens to have some leftovers on it? You're not jumping off a cliff here. You're a kid, you know most girls hate swallowing it, you wanna know what the big deal is.
You try a taste, convince yourself it ain't that bad, then you don't have a bad conscience when you try to get a girl to do it.
You don't even have to lie to her when you tell her it doesn't taste that bad. It doesn't. but you fail to remind yourself that she's not just putting the tip of her tongue on it, but gargling the whole days' work.
But for some reason, you don't care...

Then there's that little slap to her face and you calmly say "Don't worry, I tried me out. I taste fantastic. Go for it."

Next thing you'll ask me how much courage does it take to put the end of your tongue to a penis so you won't have a bad conscious about a girl fellating you. I dunno, I'd never particularly want to try out some semen on my cereal. Guess I'm unconventional that way. If you had a good time and you're now guilt free then more power to you. How about I just take your word for it so that I can live vicariously through that guilt free feeling of yours?

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 01-05-2010, 07:01 PM

I just lost all respect for Dr.Seussiside. I don't even want to see if I spelled his name right.

Dr.Seussicide · 01-05-2010, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

I just lost all respect for Dr.Seussiside. I don't even want to see if I spelled his name right.

You didn't. Plus I lost all respect for myself a while ago, glad you finally lost yours

BTown · 01-05-2010, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

would you like someone squirting their love juice all over YOUR chest?

Then again girls like sucking **** and most guys don't.

Astronomer · 01-05-2010, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BTown787

Then again girls like sucking **** and most guys don't.

How do you know that girls like sucking ****? Sorry to burst your bubble but most girls I know don't. They like the fact that it pleasures their partner but the act isn't really that enjoyable per se...

BTown · 01-05-2010, 07:15 PM

^ I was always under the impression that they did. Guess I was wrong.

What i was getting at though that girls are attracted to different things then guys.

Barnard17 · 01-05-2010, 07:20 PM

1. Buy a frankfurter.
2. Gag on it violently for half an hour. Preferably get your friend to tie your hands behind your back and hold it as far in as possible for anything up to maybe a minute at the time.
3. ?????
4. At no point is there a net profit.

Yeah I really don't get why girls dislike sucking ****, it seems like a lovely activity.

On the other hand the exclusivity of enjoyment does help to cement into your soul the fact that when you find a girl who digs it, you DO NOT LET HER GO and make the absolute most of it.

Dr.Seussicide · 01-05-2010, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BTown787

Then again girls like sucking **** and most guys don't.

I lol'd pretty hard here dude.

01-05-2010, 07:15 PM	#1938 (permalink)
BTown super cool Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 806	^ I was always under the impression that they did. Guess I was wrong. What i was getting at though that girls are attracted to different things then guys. __________________

01-05-2010, 07:20 PM	#1939 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	1. Buy a frankfurter. 2. Gag on it violently for half an hour. Preferably get your friend to tie your hands behind your back and hold it as far in as possible for anything up to maybe a minute at the time. 3. ????? 4. At no point is there a net profit. Yeah I really don't get why girls dislike sucking ****, it seems like a lovely activity. On the other hand the exclusivity of enjoyment does help to cement into your soul the fact that when you find a girl who digs it, you DO NOT LET HER GO and make the absolute most of it. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

01-05-2010, 07:01 PM	#1934 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	I just lost all respect for Dr.Seussiside. I don't even want to see if I spelled his name right.