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Old 01-05-2010, 02:46 PM   #1911 (permalink)
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I didn't know that finishing on a woman's breasts was that bad of a thing to do... I guess I missed that.
Well it's better than creating an unwanted kid and it's better than wiping it on the curtains (commonly known as a zuffler).
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:28 PM   #1912 (permalink)
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*feels up own tits*
Oh my god, they kind of DO feel like sand.
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:46 PM   #1913 (permalink)
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Dudes, how many of you have tasted your own sperm?
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:55 PM   #1914 (permalink)
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I didn't know that finishing on a woman's breasts was that bad of a thing to do... I guess I missed that.
I was about fifteen years old, I wasn't comfortable with it at ALL.
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:02 PM   #1915 (permalink)
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Paloma, you had a fiance when you were 15?
Dang, girl, you're way ahead of me. Okay, I'll be 16 in April. Who wants to pretend to want to get married?
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:09 PM   #1916 (permalink)
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I bet that at the time they weren't engaged, but would later go on to be.
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:13 PM   #1917 (permalink)
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Rickenbacker, you'll do. Do you want to be fake engaged?
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:14 PM   #1918 (permalink)
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yeah i woudn't be surprised...i dated a girl at 17 and we got engaged at 23...then we broke up. lame.

and i have never tasted my own sperm...and i never understood how girls could, either. it is for that reason that it is a major turn on when they swallow. its like...holy **** you are willing to do that??
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:15 PM   #1919 (permalink)
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Him: Girls from *local school district about a mile away* are so ****ing easy. I've ****ed a girl in the ass and it was amazing.
Me: How the **** did you manage that?
Him: Well, I dunno, I guess I'm smooth! I was like, Do you wanna ****? And she said sure! Can I put it in your ass? Sure, lets try it!

I bitch, but it really amuses me. Without vulgar lunchtime convos, school would NOT be the same.
Hahahaha, this was just too fucking funny. Major win for this kid, even if it's true or not, LOL.
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:31 PM   #1920 (permalink)
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