The Sexual Experience Thread

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 12-28-2009, 02:01 PM

Glad we agree, IM buddy.

Arya Stark · 12-28-2009, 02:02 PM

Pardon?
Oh.
Haha, I remember now.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 12-28-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by tumorattitude

i don't care, i would never bang him. He is a metallica fan.

100%

~~Farfisa~~ · 12-31-2009, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.

Boys will be boys.

simplephysics · 12-31-2009, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

. He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the proper pronunciation of clitoris? Maybe he's not a creep, maybe he's just smart.

ElephantSack · 01-01-2010, 03:29 AM

Yeah. I don't know about that. You might have just opened a can of worms with that one, buddy.

TheCunningStunt · 01-01-2010, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

Theres this kid at my lunch table that talks about his sexual escapades all the time. I can't tell if he's lying or not because he IS really cute and I know a lot of retarded girls that would shave their heads to bang him. But besides having the face of a boyband member, he's a total fucking creeper. He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.

How do you know how he pronounces clitoris? It's not a word that comes up in regular conversation, but this **** doesn't sound like a regular guy.

Also, care to share one of his wild sexual escapades?

ElephantSack · 01-01-2010, 08:11 AM

"Well, there was this one time that I was doin' this chick, and she was just like, 'Yeah! You're doin' me! Awesome!'. And when you grab her titty, it just feels like a bag of sand..."

anticipation · 01-01-2010, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

"Well, there was this one time that I was doin' this chick, and she was just like, 'Yeah! You're doin' me! Awesome!'. And when you grab her titty, it just feels like a bag of sand..."

"i've literally lubed up and made love to the arches of her feet."

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 01-04-2010, 09:01 PM

Him: Girls from *local school district about a mile away* are so ****ing easy. I've ****ed a girl in the ass and it was amazing.
Me: How the **** did you manage that?
Him: Well, I dunno, I guess I'm smooth! I was like, Do you wanna ****? And she said sure! Can I put it in your ass? Sure, lets try it!

I bitch, but it really amuses me. Without vulgar lunchtime convos, school would NOT be the same.

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01-01-2010, 08:11 AM	#1898 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	"Well, there was this one time that I was doin' this chick, and she was just like, 'Yeah! You're doin' me! Awesome!'. And when you grab her titty, it just feels like a bag of sand..." __________________ OF THE SUN

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~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	Glad we agree, IM buddy.

01-04-2010, 09:01 PM	#1900 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	Him: Girls from local school district about a mile away are so **ing easy. I've ed a girl in the ass and it was amazing. Me: How the did you manage that? Him: Well, I dunno, I guess I'm smooth! I was like, Do you wanna **? And she said sure! Can I put it in your ass? Sure, lets try it! I bitch, but it really amuses me. Without vulgar lunchtime convos, school would NOT be the same.