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Arya Stark 12-15-2009 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noise (Post 784833)
one night i had eaten lots of chemicals and i was at a club with my then-girlfriend and her roomate. at one point the roomie sat on my lap and started to eat my face. my girl was sitting right next to me. i pushed the roomie away, and looked at my girl innocently.

"did you like that?", she said.

i grunted noncommittally.

"the game is on. now you have to choose". a kiss on each cheek followed, one from each girl. they both went off to dance.

i know what i should have done. but i didn't. i was disctracted by the floor, which was talking to me about white rabbits or something. i really don't remember, and it's really not important.

anyway, the next day i made my choice. i dumped her, and never saw either of them again.

...She did what with your face?

FETCHER. 12-15-2009 08:09 AM

A Metaphor for kissing. :)

Arya Stark 12-15-2009 08:15 AM

That's disgusting.

likuidcoka 12-15-2009 09:00 AM

( . v . ), 8===>, 8====o~~~~, broken beds, fish licensing, from sex to swasticas, gah! my virgin eyes, i actually am spartacus, i am a minor, i get priapism, i haz a big pencil, i'm pregnant, i'm spartacus., in fact, love snot, nazi sex!, screw your nazi secks, swallow my love, thats what she said!, this thread needs jesus, ya know i'm spartacus

LMAO @ the TAgs..

"this thread needs jesus"

Freebase Dali 12-15-2009 09:51 AM

You summoned?

likuidcoka 12-15-2009 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 784936)
You summoned?

:p:

TumorAttitude 12-28-2009 10:26 AM

Theres this kid at my lunch table that talks about his sexual escapades all the time. I can't tell if he's lying or not because he IS really cute and I know a lot of retarded girls that would shave their heads to bang him. But besides having the face of a boyband member, he's a total fucking creeper. He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.

Arya Stark 12-28-2009 12:26 PM

LOL. But if he doesn't talk, it's fine?
I know a lot of girls who'd bang him even if he did talk like that.
I went to high school with some weird people.

TumorAttitude 12-28-2009 12:38 PM

I don't care, I would never bang him. He is a Metallica fan.
Regardless, it kind of puts me off my hummus when someone interrupts my pleasent lunchtime conversation to inquire about my pubes.

Arya Stark 12-28-2009 12:50 PM

Aside from the Metallica, yes, it would put me off too.


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