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A Metaphor for kissing. :)
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That's disgusting.
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( . v . ), 8===>, 8====o~~~~, broken beds, fish licensing, from sex to swasticas, gah! my virgin eyes, i actually am spartacus, i am a minor, i get priapism, i haz a big pencil, i'm pregnant, i'm spartacus., in fact, love snot, nazi sex!, screw your nazi secks, swallow my love, thats what she said!, this thread needs jesus, ya know i'm spartacus
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You summoned?
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Theres this kid at my lunch table that talks about his sexual escapades all the time. I can't tell if he's lying or not because he IS really cute and I know a lot of retarded girls that would shave their heads to bang him. But besides having the face of a boyband member, he's a total fucking creeper. He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.
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LOL. But if he doesn't talk, it's fine?
I know a lot of girls who'd bang him even if he did talk like that. I went to high school with some weird people. |
I don't care, I would never bang him. He is a Metallica fan.
Regardless, it kind of puts me off my hummus when someone interrupts my pleasent lunchtime conversation to inquire about my pubes. |
Aside from the Metallica, yes, it would put me off too.
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