The Sexual Experience Thread

ElephantSack · 12-13-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

I picked bugs up when I was 8. =P
And chased my sister around with them.
And played Ninja Turtles.

that's hot.

BTown · 12-13-2009, 03:41 PM

I can remember asking my lunch table what masturbation was in 6th grade(like age 10-11) and got endless shit for it for a few months.

FETCHER. · 12-13-2009, 04:02 PM

I can remember watching south park when I was reeeeallly young, and stan "spoke" to a clitoris or something. So yeah I asked my mum what a clitoris was, and she told me to ask my dad, so I did. He almost fainted. So yeah Btown, I forgot all about that until then, thanks mate, thanks alot.

Edit: Maybe this is why I subconciously hate South Park?

NumberNineDream · 12-13-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

I can remember watching south park when I was reeeeallly young, and stan "spoke" to a clitoris or something. So yeah I asked my mum what a clitoris was, and she told me to ask my dad, so I did. He almost fainted. So yeah Btown, I forgot all about that until then, thanks mate, thanks alot.

Edit: Maybe this is why I subconciously hate South Park?

lol yeah ... that was in the movie, 1999.

That is when I asked my older brother what is a clitoris, and he replied with a rude "I don't know!" tho he was laughing a second ago. That was what he'd always do when it was one of those "sex" questions that I didn't know anything about. It was quite an explicit code.

FETCHER. · 12-13-2009, 04:29 PM

Hahaha, I was 7/8 then

I probably asked because my family would be laughing away at it. My mum burst into a fit of giggles when I asked her

jackhammer · 12-13-2009, 04:35 PM

It's okay, a lot of men don't know what a clitoris is let alone know what to do with it!

NumberNineDream · 12-13-2009, 04:42 PM

I remember then watching a Seinfeld episode when Kramer takes Elaine's Christmas card picture with her nipple out. I also asked my brother then, what's a 'nipple' (I didn't understand that much English), and he answered with the same old rude "I don't know!" ... bu tI got the answer seconds later, when Kramer and Jerry show off their nipples ... ah so many memories...

Freebase Dali · 12-13-2009, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BTown787

I can remember asking my lunch table what masturbation was in 6th grade(like age 10-11) and got endless shit for it for a few months.

That's not too bad...
I remember being a kid and asking older kids why when I peed, my balls didn't get smaller.

NSW · 12-13-2009, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

That's not too bad...
I remember being a kid and asking older kids why when I peed, my balls didn't get smaller.

OH my...that's great.

Freebase Dali · 12-13-2009, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

OH my...that's great.

Can you believe that I actually thought you had sex with girls by giving them jewelry? lol.. I used to think that when I was a kid. Oddly, it's not really all that far from the truth in a way. lol

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