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Old 10-07-2009, 10:21 AM   #1791 (permalink)
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Old 10-07-2009, 05:33 PM   #1792 (permalink)
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its really not,....it doesnt take long, i just do what i need to, take a few deep breaths until i'm back to normal, and go on about my business,...

now answer the question, eye brows
Haha... the way you say that gave me a mental image of you shopping at the grocery store, and right in the cereal isle you get the urge to rub one out, so you take care of business, then resume comparing brands of Cocoa Puffs.


For me it just depends on how tired I am by the time I'm ready for bed and whether I'm *up* for it. Sometimes I'll intend to if it's been a few days, but lately sleep has been the winner ever since I started going to school.
It's pretty sporadic for me, or I'll get the urge at inopportune moments.
The deed can range from 3 or 4 times a week to none at all, and there's no real pattern.
Maybe I'm saving my energy?
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Old 10-07-2009, 06:20 PM   #1793 (permalink)
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For me it just depends on how tired I am by the time I'm ready for bed and whether I'm *up* for it. Sometimes I'll intend to if it's been a few days, but lately sleep has been the winner ever since I started going to school.
It's pretty sporadic for me, or I'll get the urge at inopportune moments.
The deed can range from 3 or 4 times a week to none at all, and there's no real pattern.
Maybe I'm saving my energy?
Same here. Although there are obvious restrictions with having a family and so I am very careful but even so I can go 5-6 days without one and then it can be a week of Pam and her five sisters visting daily.
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Old 10-07-2009, 06:30 PM   #1794 (permalink)
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Same here. Although there are obvious restrictions with having a family and so I am very creful but even so I can go 5-6 days without one and then it can be a week of Pam and her five sisters visting daily.
It's always better when you wait a week anyway... you get sensitized again and get way more bang for the buck.
There's nothing worse than going out of your way to rub one out, even spending an hour online finding the *perfect* flick, only to chafe and blow a sub-standard load.

It's like addicts who's tolerance is having them chasing a good high... no amount of perpetual masturbation is going to feel as good as the one you waited a week or two for.
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It's always better when you wait a week anyway... you get sensitized again and get way more bang for the buck.
There's nothing worse than going out of your way to rub one out, even spending an hour online finding the *perfect* flick, only to chafe and blow a sub-standard load.

It's like addicts who's tolerance is having them chasing a good high... no amount of perpetual masturbation is going to feel as good as the one you waited a week or two for.

wrong,...its always amazing
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It's always better when you wait a week anyway... you get sensitized again and get way more bang for the buck.
There's nothing worse than going out of your way to rub one out, even spending an hour online finding the *perfect* flick, only to chafe and blow a sub-standard load.

It's like addicts who's tolerance is having them chasing a good high... no amount of perpetual masturbation is going to feel as good as the one you waited a week or two for.
Oh yeah it is good to lierally blow out sometimes and wipe it from your shoulder for a change instead of fighting it with a tissue downstairs but even porn bores the crap out of me sometimes.
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wrong,...its always amazing
So not only can girls have multiple orgasms, but their orgasms are always amazing?








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Is it really only amazing for you if you wait a week or two?
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Is it really only amazing for you if you wait a week or two?
It's just better. Its like Columbine, you hold it in and it builds up then all just comes rushing out in an instant. That sounds kind of gross, I was referring to the Columbine thing and anger.
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Is it really only amazing for you if you wait a week or two?
No, I didn't mean that it was only good that way exclusively.
I meant that overuse leads to desensitization, and that when you take a break, it's fantastic when you jump back on it.

I know I'm not the only person in the world who's had and orgasm that just wasn't as good as all the rest. Especially when you're drinking.
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