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cavanherk 10-07-2009 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor (Post 747797)
...comedically slapping your penis on her back is hardly going to have her running to the authorities now, is it.

Thank you.

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Originally Posted by likuidcoka (Post 748008)

If a woman don't wanna have sex with you , then your screwed.

But no, no I'm not. And that's the issue.


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Originally Posted by savannah (Post 748023)
So pretty much yeah, morning sex solves everything.

Agreed.

Freebase Dali 10-07-2009 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by savannah (Post 748277)
its really not,....it doesnt take long, i just do what i need to, take a few deep breaths until i'm back to normal, and go on about my business,...

now answer the question, eye brows

Haha... the way you say that gave me a mental image of you shopping at the grocery store, and right in the cereal isle you get the urge to rub one out, so you take care of business, then resume comparing brands of Cocoa Puffs.


For me it just depends on how tired I am by the time I'm ready for bed and whether I'm *up* for it. Sometimes I'll intend to if it's been a few days, but lately sleep has been the winner ever since I started going to school. :(
It's pretty sporadic for me, or I'll get the urge at inopportune moments.
The deed can range from 3 or 4 times a week to none at all, and there's no real pattern.
Maybe I'm saving my energy?

jackhammer 10-07-2009 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 748495)


For me it just depends on how tired I am by the time I'm ready for bed and whether I'm *up* for it. Sometimes I'll intend to if it's been a few days, but lately sleep has been the winner ever since I started going to school. :(
It's pretty sporadic for me, or I'll get the urge at inopportune moments.
The deed can range from 3 or 4 times a week to none at all, and there's no real pattern.
Maybe I'm saving my energy?

Same here. Although there are obvious restrictions with having a family and so I am very careful but even so I can go 5-6 days without one and then it can be a week of Pam and her five sisters visting daily.

Freebase Dali 10-07-2009 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 748525)
Same here. Although there are obvious restrictions with having a family and so I am very creful but even so I can go 5-6 days without one and then it can be a week of Pam and her five sisters visting daily.

It's always better when you wait a week anyway... you get sensitized again and get way more bang for the buck.
There's nothing worse than going out of your way to rub one out, even spending an hour online finding the *perfect* flick, only to chafe and blow a sub-standard load.

It's like addicts who's tolerance is having them chasing a good high... no amount of perpetual masturbation is going to feel as good as the one you waited a week or two for. :D

savannah 10-07-2009 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 748534)
It's always better when you wait a week anyway... you get sensitized again and get way more bang for the buck.
There's nothing worse than going out of your way to rub one out, even spending an hour online finding the *perfect* flick, only to chafe and blow a sub-standard load.

It's like addicts who's tolerance is having them chasing a good high... no amount of perpetual masturbation is going to feel as good as the one you waited a week or two for. :D


wrong,...its always amazing

jackhammer 10-07-2009 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 748534)
It's always better when you wait a week anyway... you get sensitized again and get way more bang for the buck.
There's nothing worse than going out of your way to rub one out, even spending an hour online finding the *perfect* flick, only to chafe and blow a sub-standard load.

It's like addicts who's tolerance is having them chasing a good high... no amount of perpetual masturbation is going to feel as good as the one you waited a week or two for. :D

Oh yeah it is good to lierally blow out sometimes and wipe it from your shoulder for a change instead of fighting it with a tissue downstairs but even porn bores the crap out of me sometimes.

Freebase Dali 10-07-2009 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by savannah (Post 748537)
wrong,...its always amazing

So not only can girls have multiple orgasms, but their orgasms are always amazing?








Being able to pee while standing up is no longer feeling like a 1up.

Arya Stark 10-07-2009 06:04 PM

Is it really only amazing for you if you wait a week or two?

Thrice 10-07-2009 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 748565)
Is it really only amazing for you if you wait a week or two?

It's just better. Its like Columbine, you hold it in and it builds up then all just comes rushing out in an instant. That sounds kind of gross, I was referring to the Columbine thing and anger.

Freebase Dali 10-07-2009 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 748565)
Is it really only amazing for you if you wait a week or two?

No, I didn't mean that it was only good that way exclusively.
I meant that overuse leads to desensitization, and that when you take a break, it's fantastic when you jump back on it.

I know I'm not the only person in the world who's had and orgasm that just wasn't as good as all the rest. Especially when you're drinking.


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