The Sexual Experience Thread

anticipation · 10-06-2009, 11:17 AM

just to clarify; I was only having a laugh, and I'm sure Kayleigh knows this. I don't know why some posters are getting so butthurt about a fairly transparent statement, maybe it has something to do with what pretty girls do to nerds on the intranet, maybe it doesn't. how about we leave it alone now?

FETCHER. · 10-06-2009, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by anticipation

just to clarify; I was only having a laugh, and I'm sure Kayleigh knows this. I don't know why some posters are getting so butthurt about a fairly transparent statement, maybe it has something to do with what pretty girls do to nerds on the intranet, maybe it doesn't. how about we leave it alone now?

i did know you where kinda having a laugh.
i think this needs dropped.
we have all looked way too into this.
back to the sexual experience thread ...

Mojo · 10-06-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by anticipation

just to clarify; I was only having a laugh, and I'm sure Kayleigh knows this. I don't know why some posters are getting so butthurt about a fairly transparent statement, maybe it has something to do with what pretty girls do to nerds on the intranet, maybe it doesn't. how about we leave it alone now?

I hope i wasnt included in that, i was hovering around the same subject but commenting on someone elses post.

To be honest though i think if anyone commented it probably had more to do with wondering how her friends smoking weed would make HER cool than anything else.

But whatever, what do i know?

WolfAtTheDoor · 10-06-2009, 11:59 AM

I was just being a fly-on-the-wall and commenting on how taking drugs as a mean to claiming bragging rights is inaffective, I wasn't particularly commenting on what any previous poster had said.

cavanherk · 10-06-2009, 12:30 PM

I have something to discuss - and if anyone can help, I will be forever grateful.

Sex is excellent. However, she is not a morning person and I, the typical man, am both rested and relaxed in the a.m. and could support a circus tent.

Any tips or advice to get her out of her morning stupor and swinging on my trapeze? Even if I can simply get her to fire the cannon so that my day is less tense?

I have tactics, and they've worked, but now that she knows what they are I need some fresh ideas so she doesn't just give me the "auh, not again" moan.

Thanks,

Cheers!

FETCHER. · 10-06-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cavanherk

Any tips or advice to get her out of her morning stupor and swinging on my trapeze? Even if I can simply get her to fire the cannon so that my day is less tense?

haha

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excellently put.

cavanherk · 10-06-2009, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

haha

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excellently put.

Hook me up with a good answer, kayleigh...don't be shy, girl

Arya Stark · 10-06-2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cavanherk

I have something to discuss - and if anyone can help, I will be forever grateful.

Sex is excellent. However, she is not a morning person and I, the typical man, am both rested and relaxed in the a.m. and could support a circus tent.

Any tips or advice to get her out of her morning stupor and swinging on my trapeze? Even if I can simply get her to fire the cannon so that my day is less tense?

I have tactics, and they've worked, but now that she knows what they are I need some fresh ideas so she doesn't just give me the "auh, not again" moan.

Thanks,

Cheers!

What tactics have you used already?

cavanherk · 10-06-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

What tactics have you used already?

Excellent question...

We used to keep a pack of gum on the dresser, and in the a.m. I would simply offer her a piece, and that is all it would take. (Well, that and a drink of water, as she tends to become dehydrated overnight.)

When that wore off, I added gentle caress and lips to bodess. This still works on occaison but she is simply not as easily convinced...

So, I began whacking her with my ____ in the a.m. and, surprisingly, that worked occaisonally but, again, less and less effectively.

She's not necessarily bored of me, but she is extremeley tough to convince in the morning. She thinks she looks hideous or has eye boogers/bad breath etc. So I make sure it's still fairly dark in the room, assure her she has no disqualifying attributes, etc. but she is simply not. a. morning. person.

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I have a hard time thinking I will be able to change this about her, but I figured--Where else to get a few last pointers than the MB sexual experience thread?

I do not believe I will be let down entirely. Bring it on!

Arya Stark · 10-06-2009, 02:05 PM

Romantic as possible. That's all I can think of.

I don't want to try to be creative cause then that feels like you're manipulating her or something.

10-06-2009, 11:59 AM	#1754 (permalink)
WolfAtTheDoor ironing your socks Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I'm in a rocknroll band. huh. Posts: 396	I was just being a fly-on-the-wall and commenting on how taking drugs as a mean to claiming bragging rights is inaffective, I wasn't particularly commenting on what any previous poster had said. __________________ *press your space face close to mine, love*

10-06-2009, 11:17 AM	#1751 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	just to clarify; I was only having a laugh, and I'm sure Kayleigh knows this. I don't know why some posters are getting so butthurt about a fairly transparent statement, maybe it has something to do with what pretty girls do to nerds on the intranet, maybe it doesn't. how about we leave it alone now?

10-06-2009, 12:30 PM	#1755 (permalink)
cavanherk barefoot troubadour Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 143	I have something to discuss - and if anyone can help, I will be forever grateful. Sex is excellent. However, she is not a morning person and I, the typical man, am both rested and relaxed in the a.m. and could support a circus tent. Any tips or advice to get her out of her morning stupor and swinging on my trapeze? Even if I can simply get her to fire the cannon so that my day is less tense? I have tactics, and they've worked, but now that she knows what they are I need some fresh ideas so she doesn't just give me the "auh, not again" moan. Thanks, Cheers!