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Old 10-04-2009, 07:50 PM   #1681 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:15 PM   #1682 (permalink)
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I think sex is just there so that teenagers have evidence that they aren't physically repulsive
I bet when you're a teenager this is true.
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:41 PM   #1683 (permalink)
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Sex is seriously overrated in the media. They trump it up into some kind of elusive exclusive thing, where quantity overrides quality.

The most fulfilling sex is when you're connected emotionally as well as physically. Nothing beats it. It refuels your spiritual karma.
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It's an easy concept for the opposite sex to grasp, that's why. In the case of the blowjob there's a lot of room for error, with the possibility that the female will mistake your little fella for a lollipop and literally suck the bell-end right off of you. Or, in a less painful but more irritating scenario, they believe that the warmth of their mouth alone will satisfy your sexual needs and they forget that their lips need to be doing something in the whole process, rather than just lazily puckering and staying well clear of your shaft, looking all luscious and unneccesary.

However, from previous sexual encounters with females I am under the impression that most males before me have had no idea how to handle the idea of masturbating a woman and tend to opt for the 'toy gun' position - straightening out two fingers and jabbing whatever hole they find until they hear some sort of groan that they mistake for sexual pleasure and not intense agony.

But, to be fair, this is all mostly the clitoris' fault for being so distant.


I can have up to 4 or 5 orgasms with out penetration.

But whats even better is that once my man gets me, I can have 4-5 more..

that SHit will knock you the FUck out. Literally.

Have me snoring like an old man..LMao!
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:19 PM   #1684 (permalink)
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i don't get the appeal of handjobs, it's just a 2 player co op version of masturbation.
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:42 PM   #1685 (permalink)
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I don't get the appeal of handjobs, it's just a 2 player co op version of masturbation.
Because if it's done well by someone you're attracted to, it's guaranteed to feel amazing.

Nobody can do it like you can, but it's a different experience.
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:09 PM   #1686 (permalink)
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I don't get the appeal of handjobs, it's just a 2 player co op version of masturbation.
To a lot of guys it feels better when someone else is doing it, but then again a lot of guys would prefer to do other things rather than hand jobs.
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:11 PM   #1687 (permalink)
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I feel like it's such a big step from a handjob to a blowjob.
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:13 PM   #1688 (permalink)
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To a lot of guys it feels better when someone else is doing it, but then again a lot of guys would prefer to do other things rather than hand jobs.
In my experience hand jobs are like a girl's "I'm too tired to **** and I don't like you enough to give you head" cop out.
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:29 PM   #1689 (permalink)
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I feel like it's such a big step from a handjob to a blowjob.
It really is... regular sexual intercourse can even be much less inhibiting than a blowjob.

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In my experience hand jobs are like a girl's "I'm too tired to **** and I don't like you enough to give you head" cop out.
So true...
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:37 PM   #1690 (permalink)
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I don't understand the "awesomeness" of hand jobs. To me they're pretty near pointless.
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